#godlyparentasks

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How do you think Ares and Aphrodite would react if some of their kids started dating? Are they still with each other?

Ares and Aphrodite are actually the topic of chapter six, so spoilers on that front? But they'd love to have their two kids dating (it's not as weird with godly blood). They'd probably think its cute!

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please tell me what Aphrodite would answer to k asking ''how does it feel to come from Uranus’ genitals?' because I'm LOSING it aksjaksja

Aphrodite’s face masks her surprise well, a simple furrowing of the brows all that gives her away. Your mother’s eyes flit towards you imperceptibly before returning to Kai’s own, analyzing their earnest expression, trying to find any ulterior motives the demigod might have.

A small smile forms on the corners of her lips, and you recognize the soft, slightly patronizing expression on her face before she even speaks.

“Probably similar to what it’s like to come from Poseidon’s,” is all she says before she turns on her heel, gone in the blink of an eye.

You have a feeling you’re going to get talking-to from a confused goddess later.

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I’m curious, how would Ares react to a shy, smol bean Ares!Mc?

“You gotta learn how to fight, be aggressive.”

Dionysus from the corner somewhere, slightly tipsy: “BE aggressjve, B - E aggressive!” *hiccup* (Athena takes him away, he’s more than slightly tipsy)

“Okay, maybe not.”

In all seriousness, he'd probably treat you the same, but be constantly checking up to see if you’re okay. And he might enjoy the representation. “See, we’re not all brutes,” *slaps your back so hard you stumble forward* “Ahhh, sorry child.”

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Hello ;D We will be able to meet some of our immortal siblings? For example, Phobos and Deimos if we are a child of Ares.

Hi,

I do have plans to meet some famous demigods regardless of parent, but I don't want to set anything in stone.

Sorry for the not so solid answer, but it is something that I do want to attempt to implement.

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How would the parents react if the MC ask them for relationship advice

Ooooh, I like this. I don’t think it’ll come up in-game, soooo

Aphrodite: Super excited you came to her. Has been waiting for this moment for literal ages, and she gives you every piece of advice you ask for... and a lot you don’t.

Ares: Gruffly: “My advice? My advice is that you’re too good for them.” Escapes conversation ASAP.

Athena: Down-to-earth, practical advice lased with ways to hurt them if they ever hurt you. She’s not known for being vengeful for no reason, after all.

Demeter: Also excited, although her over-bearing nature really comes out. One second she’s helping you get together, the next plotting ways to murder the RO.

Dionysus: I got a request for a dad moment along with this ask, so I kind of coupled them.

Hephaestus: Stutters awkwardly. Probably makes some self-depricating joke about his own marriage, but manages to come up with some really good and creative advice. Silently proud you asked him.

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Honestly I imagine my MC complaining to her mom Aphrodite about that one moment when Hermes made her kneel. Idk why but I think Aphrodite would be encouraging her child and so into it lol

“...and he did what?”

“Forced me to kneel, mom.”

“Oh, that little thief. I’m going to have words with him the next time I see him. What is it you guys say? He’s going to be catching these hands. Next time he does that make sure you let me know right away. The audacity!”

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Can we have a dad moment from Dionysus?

Yep! I’ve been a little unsure of what to do for this, but since I recently got an ask that wondered how the gods would react to the MC asking for relationship advice, I decided to just go from there.

Warnings: ummm allusions to the spicy? bad puns?? alcohol??? also this has not been edited, I’m sorry

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He’s leaning back in his chair as he takes me in. The smell of wine permeates the air, although I find none of the drink laying around. My father’s eyes always sparkle in a way that makes him look about three steps from going off the rocker.

“You really like them, don’t you?” Dionysus asks, and I nod.

“Yeah. I really do.”

He smiles wide. “Good. I’ve always loved it when my own kids find love. And sex. Come find me when you need that kind of advice.”

My eyes widen and I groan. “Dad. I’m being serious.”

“So am I,” he says as he sits up, face going grave. “You know them better than anyone else. I’ve seen the way you look at them, and the way they look at you. I’ve seen the way you work together, the way you’re meant to be together. In more ways than just one --”

“Daaadd!” I whine, trying to bury my embarrassment underneath my hands.

“What? I may be old, but I’m not blind. I’ve had my fair share of partners and  obviously they’re absolutely insane for you. Both you and I know that I trust you to know what needs to be done, you just came to your favorite god to make sure.”

I take a moment to process as he instantly drops any seriousness that may have come with his response and lets out a bark of a laugh.

He’s right, of course, I know what I need to do. 

“I gotta go now, kiddo,” he says, standing as he ruffles my hair. “I see that big brain of yours moving, and if all else fails, you can just do that thing with your tongue.” He leaves, but not before snapping his fingers and giving me a wink.

I pick up the wine glass that materialized in his wake. If all else fails... I take a sip.

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Thanks for the ask, this was fun!

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I wonder... how many siblings do we get with each parent?

I haven’t ever thought of that really. I’m assuming that Ares and Aphrodite would have the most children, although I don’t know how many would want to be “Lifers” on MOA. Dionysus and Athena are probably around the middle of children, and Athena would definitely have the most on MOA because she likes to adopt/bless the less fortunate (which means they don’t have any way to go back down). Demeter and Hephaestus I see having less children because they really enjoy their work. That said, I see their children staying on MOA a lot because they also enjoy their work, and can’t get such good greenery/smithing places down below.

I was rereading these, and I think that the pairings coincidentally correspond with each parent’s “quirk”, which was kind of fun but definitely not planned.

Thanks for the ask!