Jira: I want to meet someone with personality King Ghidorah: Buckle up babe, cause I got a bunch!
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(when was Jira having their first egg)
Scylla: Are you nervous? Kevin: Yeah, a little Scylla: First time? Kevin: No, I’ve been nervous many times before
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Rodan: How would you like your stake cooked? Anguirus: Can you guess? Rodan: Medium-Rare? Anguirus: Well done!
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Methuselah: How do you prapare your chicken? Ni: Nothing special.We just tell him he’s going to die
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Jia: *signing* Kong! A storm just blew off 25% of my roof! Kong: oof
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Mothra: Why did you bring two pairs of socks?? Godzilla: In case I get a hole in one
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Ghiji: Can I have a bookmark? Rodan: *babysitting* 6 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Rodan
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Barb: Table for two please Behemoth: I’m sorry ma’am, but you’re going to have to wait Barb: May I take your order?