Jira: I want to meet someone with personality
King Ghidorah: Buckle up babe, cause I got a bunch!
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(when was Jira having their first egg)
Scylla: Are you nervous?
Kevin: Yeah, a little
Scylla: First time?
Kevin: No, I’ve been nervous many times before
Rodan: How would you like your stake cooked?
Anguirus: Can you guess?
Rodan: Medium-Rare?
Anguirus: Well done!
Methuselah: How do you prapare your chicken?
Ni: Nothing special.We just tell him he’s going to die
Jia: *signing* Kong! A storm just blew off 25% of my roof!
Kong: oof
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Mothra: Why did you bring two pairs of socks??
Godzilla: In case I get a hole in one
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Ghiji: Can I have a bookmark?
Rodan: *babysitting* 6 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Rodan
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Barb: Table for two please
Behemoth: I’m sorry ma’am, but you’re going to have to wait
Barb: May I take your order?