godzilla3092 replied to your post “Today is National Teacher’s Day I used to be a teacher Someone buy me...”
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You are too late, I have already eaten an abominable amount of lasagna on this night.
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godzilla3092 replied to your post “Today is National Teacher’s Day I used to be a teacher Someone buy me...”
What time?
You are too late, I have already eaten an abominable amount of lasagna on this night.
Today, I became a father
Todd, Darren, Edwin and Amy get their hands dirty and have an unfortunate encounter
godzilla3092 replied to your post:sparklinginmoonlight replied to your post:I’d...
Fuck da police
The police have robots and shit and all I’ve got is a tiny pew-pew gun that actually does less damage than my mining tool. I ain’t fucking with the police.
Sometimes, my wife talks in her sleep. And sometimes, I like to talk back. These are those stories.
Her: “Babe, don’t play Tetris in the basement anymore. It scares me.”
Me: “It scares you? Why?”
Her: “It’s... it’s just everywhere.”
I love Godzilla, but I know next to nothing about the other kaiju. Can you give me a crash-course on 'em?
Are you asking for info on other kaiju outside of Godzilla movies, or about other Godzilla-related kaiju? Because I really only stay immersed in the Godzilla movies, with very little branching out.
If you want to know more about monsters outside the Godzilla mythos, like Gamera or such, hit up @kaijusaurus or @astoundingbeyondbelief. (in fact, they’ll be able to tell you boat-loads more than I could about Godzilla too).
thelibrarychris replied to your photo: “Don’t be a hero, ladies and gentlemen.”
You dead?
No, actually! It was Adam’s character. He got hit by a truck.
I ended up making it out alive thanks to a shovel I picked up early in the game! That shovel disarmed many, many bear traps, killed several demons, and one innocent farmer.
Oops.