Sometimes, my wife talks in her sleep. And sometimes, I like to talk back. These are those stories. For anybody who hasn't been payimg attention, my better half and I have been trying to buy a house for the past several months, and the process has been an absolute nightmare of stress and anxiety. But today, we finally closed on one and (thanks to the help of my amazing family and awesome friends) got mostly moved in. My wife, Penny, went to bed early as she had to open the next morning. When I finally got to bed too, she rolled over and asked me a very interesting question. Her: Did we get the house? Me: Haha, of course we did, sweetie. Her: And what about the bear cave? Me: ... Whaaat? Her: Did we get the bear cave? We can't put them in the garage, it's too hot Me: Oh, yeah, that makes sense, they would die. Her: Yeah. I hope we got it. Me: I'll ask Cheryl (our realtor) tomorrow. Her: Ok, thank you. Me: You're welcome. How many bears do we have again? Her: I think two Me: Oh yeah. What were their names? Her: I can't remember. Me: Well, can we ask them? Her: Yeah, I'll do it in the morning.