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I took this picture passing a greyhound rescue booth at the festival and she looks so distressed but I promise she was excited.

He's wearing Kevin Pillar's jersey.

goldfarts is a sneaky raccoon who swiped masc4cruller's sunglasses. Masc4cruller is not amused.

Thanks for the tag goldfarts

Strangely, I love filling this kind of shit out, especially forms, but actually.

Time: 4:40 PM (Alberta Time)

Last thing I Googled: The new James Bond: Spectre movie trailer

Gender: Pizza

Sexuality: Masc4Masc

Height: 5′10″

Favourite Colour: Pantone Cool Grey 11 C

One thing that makes me happy: 500 thread count Egyptian cotton bed sheets.

Movie: The Royal Tenenbaums

Last Book: Not that Kind of Girl - Lena Dunham

Most used phrase: Bish.

Favourite Beverage: Caesars

Favourite Food: Pizza, duh.

Dream Wedding: Anything other than a destination wedding. That shit is tacky.

Dream Job: Professional Artist

People: I wanna hear from the people that I know nothing about. So if you follow me and we have never interacted. Fill this out. kthankbye.

unless you are inbredhipster or monkamonkamonkamonkamonka than it is manatory.

For you, goldfarts.

#goldfarts