V1 (ULTRAKILL) and the GOLEM agent (RAM: Random Access Mayhem) would either be the best of buds or the bitterest of rivals, and it would entirely just be a coinflip to determine, because they are so similar
machine that heals from killing enemies, can self-parry with a shotgun, can use a grapple, change between vastly different movesets on a dime, kill enemies in flagrantly stupid ways for ✨style✨, fights the allegedly improved version of themself, has someone who desperately wants them dead who ends up overthrowing the system of power because of their repeat encounters, enjoys fishing, and physically can’t talk despite very clearly being a full character with actual thoughts feelings and desires










