golem 3

[golem-2]

sirs could any sirs knit me or purchaser me a cool jacket w/ a cool stand up collar would look nice in wearing it sirs

[kenku-aracne-shenanigans]

Hello! You may call me Jingles, 22, he/him, new student studying at Nexus. Hoping to learn some finer magic from what I was taught when younger.

As the blog implies, I am a Kenku, but thanks to my enchantment professor, this fancy collar with the gem lets me speak normally.

I’ll be posting my journey of learning the new spells and life of Nexus here. If anyone wants to ask questions or anything, feel free.

Much love to yalls. Wish me luck!

[golem-2]

sir i am ur appointed aiding golem my last student lost themself in the woods ur dormitory is this way i walk really slow because my legs are not as long as urs sir

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[golem-2]

sir im nonconductive just as u made me out of clay i believe sir

[golem-2]

sir for my one christmas wish u allott per decade i wish to go spread either cheer & joy or jeers & doy ( whichever u prefer sir ) & to be adorned w/ tinsels & baubels sir

[realworldbuilding]

you can’t ALL be cursed amulets. some of you are going to have to change

[golem-2]

sir i never see enough golem blogs being golem is fucking sweet sir

[mrsandman42069]

who are those character that look like tis I keep seeing good fanart of them but idk where they're from

[golem-2]

sir its from minecraft arg video series sir hope i could help for once sir

[mrsandman42069]

thank you sir you have helped me greatly

[medievaljournalist]

that goddamn elf is back

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

Perhaps, my friend, a swift and firey fate is in order for the knife-eared interloper?

[golem-2]

sir i could crush or swat em sir

[wizard-spiral]

I cannot stand for my homunculi to be so erratic. Into the kiln with these fuckers.

[golem-2]

sir u would surely never burn or scrap me like that im made of stronger stuff & mess up less frequently sir

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

Despite what they may tell you gnomes are not protected by any kind of game or poaching laws. If anything it helps your local community to quickly deal with one if you see it.

You can even boil them and peel off their hats to get at that sweet gnome meat beneath as a quick snack on the road.

[i-am-the-eldritch-doctor]

This guy gets it.

I usually let them beg for mercy before roasting them, or let them amuse me, but it all ends the same.

[golem-2]

sir u equip me w/ a big bindle & send me out on "gnome gathering trips" & i surely enjoy every second of the hunt sir

[mrsandman42069]

who are those character that look like tis I keep seeing good fanart of them but idk where they're from

[golem-2]

sir its from minecraft arg video series sir hope i could help for once sir

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

Despite what they may tell you gnomes are not protected by any kind of game or poaching laws. If anything it helps your local community to quickly deal with one if you see it.

You can even boil them and peel off their hats to get at that sweet gnome meat beneath as a quick snack on the road.

[fakefactchecking]

False. If you bring harm to a gnome, you will find it inflicted on you tenfold. This is not due to any laws, nor is it self-defense on the gnome's part, but instead I will personally deliver it.

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

You dare to question my arcane decree?

Such insolence will find you quickly dismembered at the hands of my Dutiful Construct.

Go my Golem.

[golem-2]

sir uve had me squash many a gnome their small forms are ready for crushing piston fist move imbue me w/ the arcane & i will kill each one i see sir

[bigbitchwhackademia]

finally joining my tower soon :3 would be more excited if I weren’t drowning in tomework

[golem-2]

sir pawn it off on me this is why u constructed me sir

[wizard-offical]

I cast gun, prepare to meet God

I cast FIREBALL

[golem-2]

sir u love casting that one all the time dont u sir

[concoctionboy]

One problem with splitting off tiny copies of myself outdoors is that they keep getting carried off by crows.

The crows don't even eat them. I'm not sure why they do this.

[golem-2]

sir u made me too heavy to be carried off by crows sir

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

guys I swear this is still a wizard blog I just have work-life balance and the wizard shits been slow going

[golem-2]

sir i spilled beverage again i was carrying sir

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

see I have a golem I have a dutiful construct please the insolent wretch is causing me only inconvenience I need this

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

guys I swear this is still a wizard blog I just have work-life balance and the wizard shits been slow going

[golem-2]

sir i spilled beverage again i was carrying sir

[i-am-the-eldritch-doctor]

When a peasant knocks on my door, I always answer "What is it that ails you, mortal?" in my scary Doctor voice.

It's getting kind of boring now, so next time I'll just say "Whats up, dawg?" and see where it goes

[golem-2]

sir u could greet them any which way ud like theyll never have powers like urs such as the ones that brought me to life sir

[i-am-the-eldritch-doctor]

Aww shit you escaped from my basement and got a phone?

Gotta install a new door, I swear....