#golf joke

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Me when my friend’s golf ball gets stuck in tall grass:

[thegratefulgolfer]

New Environmental Policy At Local Golf Course

I knew the day was coming where golf courses would start to implement a tax on golfers. I was surprised to hear this, but it makes sense. Knowing how important it is for golfers to be personally involved in protecting our playing area. Let me know what you think?Continue reading New Environmental Policy At Local Golf Course

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[cartoonist-at-heart]

If you have never done this when you golf I cannot believe you have golfed. This was a quick sketch I have been meaning to get done since the fall and finally did it.

[guyfarmer]

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[golffans-blog1]

#Golf_Newbie :D 

[littlebitnerdy]

Today my algebra teacher told me next time I go out golfing I should yell “log base 2 of 16” when I think I’m about to hit someone with my ball.

[swingbyswing]

Joke: Golfer Has A Bad Day

Here's a joke that many of us can appreciate as golfers and hackers alike:

Joe had a particularly bad day on the golf course. Nothing went right and he became more angry with each passing hole.

By the Par-3 17th, he missed a 2 foot putt (for a double bogey) and really exploded.

Letting loose a stream of curses never heard or seen before, Joe proceeded to toss his clubs into the lake and set his golf cart on fire. Declaring that he would "never play this game again!", Joe stomped off to the clubhouse, into the locker room and began to write a suicide note.

At that point one of the club members walked in and, not noticing Joe's desperate condition, off-handedly said, "Hey Joe, we need a fourth for tomorrow morning - how 'bout it?"

Joe looked up and said, "Sure, What time?"

[stairwellonline]