Master Post of All My Works
Yep. It's all Good Omens. That's it.
Read my fics on AO3 Here! Happy endings (mostly) all around!
Multi-Chapter Complete Works
M/M, Human AU, 27565 Words
Strangers/Friends to Lovers with some surprises along the way. Fluff, family, humour, and hijinks.
🍎Midnight Rollers & Las Palabras de Amor
M/M, Human AU, 37167 Words
It’s New Year’s Eve, 1983, at the South London roller arena The Garden of Wheelin’ - and something’s up in the… DJ booth?
Roller skating, limericks, included playlists, friends to lovers.
F/M, M/M, Other, AU Omegaverse/Fantasy, 19232 Words
Crowley is starving but, when she catches her prey this time, she may have bitten off more than she can chew.
An Omegaverse fic with some mysteries and a twist or two.
🍎Crowley It's Cold Outside
M/M, AU Omegaverse, 37022 Words
The worst blizzard since 1881 has descended on the countryside and is guaranteed to bury most of England in mountains of snow over several days.
Newly moved to Tadfield, certified city boy Crowley has never wielded a snow shovel in his life, but he'll have to give it a go. Right next door, Aziraphale is overly prepared for any eventuality, except perhaps for one vexatious neighbour that openly detests him. How will they weather the storm?
M/M, Human AU, 9649 Words
Aziraphale is up for some adventure and Crowley is going to support his best friend no matter what. Even if it breaks his heart to do so. Misunderstandings ensue. Happy endings do too!
M/M, AU Omegaverse, 30233 Words
One confusing action taken whilst young leads to years of disappointment and sadness until two old friends are finally reunited.
M/M (other), Fantasy AU, Chapters 2/13
Fae Aziraphale stumbles across a new resident in his favoured earthly rambling area and is intrigued. He meets the mysterious and isolated gardener, Crowley, recently relocated to the far edge of town from parts unknown. Over the course of the summer, they get to know one another, intimately. But as autumn begins, it becomes clear that decisions must be made before winter sets in.
🍎From Tequila Sunset to Tequila Sunrise
M/M, AU Omegaverse, Chapters: 8/15
Two strangers unexpectedly connect in a questionable tavern abroad and what follows is a bit ineffable. It's disastrous, ridiculous, sorrowful and funny all at once, and heartbreaking until it isn't.
It's a little bit Roman Holiday and a lot Before Sunrise.
🍎The Poison of Snakes Will Not Harm Them
M/M, Other, AU Omegaverse/Fantasy, Chapters: 5/10
Four unusual friends, known as "The Ineffable Revivalists," have taken to the road during the height of the great depression with a money making scheme. It's the early 1930's Evangelical Circuit, and they're raking it in. But then something goes awry between the performing partners during an act, and it might change everything.
🍎Give Me More (Foah Yah Dollah)
M/M, Human AU, Chapters: 13/23
Two London transplants, living day to day in Boston, paths not quite crossing. Aziraphale works for the family business, beloved New England regional grocery chain, ‘Picnic Basket.’ Crowley works for international grocery conglomerate (and vulture capitalists), ‘The Ligur Group’ - looking to buy them out. How will this unlikely duo save the future of affordable groceries, will they realize they are in love, and how many terrible Boston jokes can I fit in this?
Yes, it’s a fic about Market Basket.
One Shots and GTA Complete
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
M/M, Human AU, 1300 Words
Estranged lovers reunite in a short fic where the entirety of the dialogue is “fuck” or some variation thereof.
🍎The Cylinders Must Remain Unharmed
Crowley thinks it will be hilarious to set up a prank with a novelty item that he and Aziraphale bought at the fair last week. It goes a bit...sideways.
Rating: General Audiences
Crowley tries to make dinner out of something he finds in the pantry. It doesn't go well.
Part 1 of the Potatoverse Series. Aziraphale and Crowley are taking care of a sentient potato child. Start here, otherwise none of what follows will make sense. Not that it will make a sentient potato make all that much more sense, but it will make some.
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Someone has complaints about the quality of Hellmark’s “1995 Holiday Greeting Card Packet” and is determined to be heard. Shax takes the call.
(This is full of shameless puns)
🍎How to Hallmark in Under 1000 Words
M/M, AU Omegaverse, 999 Words
Co-workers Aziraphale and Crowley are on a deadline to choose a script - and are at each other's throats trying to agree on what will be the next Holiday Movie Original. And then, they're at each other's throats in a different way.
Aziraphale convinces Crowley to be his test subject for practicing his hypnotism act. Crowley has one caveat.
🍎The Weight of a Feather, The Weight of a Stone
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
When the day of judgement comes, is your soul, your whole heart, lighter than a feather - or is it heavy with sin? Aziraphale and Crowley face the scales of mercy and truth, held by Michael.
Or: Aziraphale said trust me, and Crowley did.
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Adam and Warlock are on holiday in a cottage by the sea. All fluff, just a little slice of life.
Rating: General Audiences
M/M, Mind the tags, 1393 Words, Ambiguous ending
They'd saved the world (again), but at what cost?
F/F, AU Omegaverse, 2055 Words
Crowley wants nothing more than to take care of Aziraphale, but a third party (a book) is taking up space in the bedroom and has her salty.
🍎Do You Hear The People Sing
Rating: General Audiences
M/M, AU Canon Divergent, 6377 Words
It’s the Second Coming, but Jeshua is enacting a plan of his own as to how Heaven and Hell will be settling things once and for all. He’s putting it to a vote - a world-wide vote. May the best band win, because the winner takes all.
🍎In Every Stupid Universe
Rating: General Audiences
M/M / Other, AU - Multiverse, 1324 Words
A post season three exploration of how God and Lucifer fuck with the multiverse for fun. A fix-it of sorts. Dark Humour.
🍎The Gang Watches Good Omens Season Three
Other, Canon Divergent - S3 AU, 3130 Words
Aziraphale and Crowley, along with Gabriel, Beelzebub, Eric, and Muriel sit down for a watch party of the Good Omens Finale. They aren’t impressed.
M/M, Human AU, 5921 Words
At a corporate convention, workplace enemies Michael and Aziraphale find something to bond over. Extraordinary amounts of alcohol get them through it before things go a bit sideways.