Oct 25, 2017
i wish i had a friend like you to talk about how much i love cracked... and my secret crush on dob. none of my friends get it!
I’m here for you, friend. Which is good, because your friends sound terrible: what’s not to get about DOB? He’s basically a perfect dreamboat who loves his dog and is funnier than all your exes and looks like he’d give great hugs. The whole “sweats too much” angle is like a really half-assed weakness from an old comic. If you look up “Boyfriend Material” in the dictionary, it probably says “Would make a whole video about how the 90s were too mean to Andie MacDowell.”