#nevercomestheday

[crackedconfessions]

did you hear the horrible news??

Confession: I am currently drinking wine out of the bottle and eating chocolate cake.

[crackedconfessions]

i wish i had a friend like you to talk about how much i love cracked... and my secret crush on dob. none of my friends get it!

I’m here for you, friend. Which is good, because your friends sound terrible: what’s not to get about DOB? He’s basically a perfect dreamboat who loves his dog and is funnier than all your exes and looks like he’d give great hugs. The whole “sweats too much” angle is like a really half-assed weakness from an old comic. If you look up “Boyfriend Material” in the dictionary, it probably says “Would make a whole video about how the 90s were too mean to Andie MacDowell.”

[7eahaussys]

since my cousin has only really brought male partners to family events, every once in a while she says something extremely gay and i have to remind myself that she's bisexual

[jonbutter]

nevercomestheday

 “SNL Afterthoughts: The White Chris that does them Star Treks Edition”

when i saw the bit in the drag race guys sketch where bobby was shaking his ass my first thought was "jon is probably so happy rn"

i died a thousand times all at once and then was revived by bobbys ass

[hip-hoppin-hobbits]

nevercomestheday

  I’m going to the doctors tomorrow finally for my...

good luck at the doctor’s!! <3 <3 <3

thank you!!

[fratboymattstone]

sending love your way <3

Thank you darling

[jonbutter]

the second i saw bobby in his wrestling outfit i thought "jon is probably so happy right now!" his tummy!! so cute!!

literally all i wanted from this episode and i got it, i consider this one at least a B- so far

[simonskinner]

🎉🎉🎉happy birthday!!🎉🎉🎉

Thank you sm!! 😄💕💕