hello and welcome to my brilliant new gameshow;
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN MR FIRES?
there's a devious imposter in the masters' midst. a rogue londoner has crafted an all-concealing robe and snuck into the heart of the bazaar. they've tampered with taxes, stolen from hoards, sabotaged schemes, and have even gone as far as to bite their ""coworkers"" a truly nonsensical number of times in a row.
these atrocities CANNOT stand. somehow, someway, they MUST be brought to justice.
🫵 and YOU have been chosen for this all-important task.
it is your responsibility (and obligation, under threat of being subjected to mr pages' terrible poetry) to figure out which robed tyrant is the bat behind the slaughter. if you fail, the real mr veils will almost certainly kill you for failing to notice its clearly superior taste in fashion. if you succeed... well, it'll probably kill you anyway, but at least you'll die with the knowledge that you're really really good at spot the difference games. or perhaps the imposter will find it in his fluke-core heart to discard his disguise and save your life? you can only dream.
you only have one day, and one shot. you have to make this count. with the threat of death and/or crushing indignity looming from above, you finally ask yourself once and for all...
which of these figures is the REAL mr veils?
bat A is real! bat B is the imposter!
bat B is real! bat A is the imposter!
PS; your vote is worth extra points if you explain your reasoning in the notes. the points don't do anything, but you get more of them anyway.
