#good luck guessing

[silverpenguin13]

whatever you think my armour looks like you're wrong

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion

[skiplo-wave]

OKAY

First Texas gets snow now Hawaii

When can Georgia get weather huh >:/

Also see what y’all damn NFTs did

[royalbluefairydust]

Pierre going to a place that has his name in it then taking a thot pic is the most Pierre thing he could do ❤

[underpuppets]

GUESS WHO'S FINALLY DONE!!! reblog with ideas for how I should do the reveal for Sans and Frisk -Dale the human

(spoiler alert: I'm gonna make a post on @behindtheunderpuppets showing my process in making this puppet)

[radiantroope]

🎂

blow out your candles ma’am

i wished for ****** *******😌🥰

[chaoticallydanny]

If you ever see me out in cargo shorts and a tee shirt, like I currently am, know that I have given up on personal image for the day, it's laundry day and I want my cute clothes washed, or both.

[collareddeviant]

A gun that automatically starts playing "mmm whatcha say" when it's fired