#good luck john

[herebecritters]

This will hurt you

This will help me, help me hurt you :)

[illicitinez]

honestly im looking forward to what's going to happen to john in the future episodes bc that man has been caught in 4k by atleast 70 people killing an innocent guy

[magical-awesome-kid]

Y’all John Mulaney has checked into rehab for substance abuse. Right off the bat I want to say Mr Mulaney if you ever find my post on this hell site I want to wish you the best. Your shows are downright relatable and never fail to make me laugh, even when moments before I hit play I was crying. I wish you the best in your recovery ahead. It’s been a tough year, and we’re all rooting for you.

If Anna sees this, I also want to wish her well. When a loved one goes through a hurdle, it can hit the entire family. We all know that John and Anna love each other so much, and it can be almost as hard - but in a different way - for the people around us.

Petunia, who can’t read this (I think - she did predict the lottery and end of the world), give your dad maximum love.

To anyone else struggling this year with mental health, substance abuse, etc - try to seek help where you can. We’re all in this wacked out sea of madness, and we can all get past the storm together.

And ANYONE who makes fun of John or anyone else with mental health issues or substance issues can MEET ME IN THE PIT! The only jokes I want to hear are about how delta sucks and driving people mad in diners with music is possible. The world is messed up enough as is. Be a positive influence and not a pitiful person who feels big making others feel small.

[miyazakimoonprincess]

Did anyone else see this? I usually stay away from Twitter anymore but found this post and another one where someone had let into him about his role in Star Wars. Now, everyone has a right to go to therapy for any reason...and I’m glad that he is going but I have to say that it definitely has me thinking about his Twitter rampage a couple of months ago. It might not be related to Star Wars but just thought I’d share. 

[lenonline]

Oof. 

[the-plxce-to-be-archived-blog]

*cue a three year old Alex throwing a tantrum*

John furrowed his brows, watching the child, entirely unsure what to do before he crouched down. His siblings were so easygoing - he didn’t often have to deal with childish tantrums. “What’s wrong, huh? C’mon, niñito, you hungry? Want your toys or something?”

[daggersandsparks]

Why is this so funny to you? Take those heels off this instant.

{ [ because you do this ] }{ more nonsense caused by @antibuttons and @mirroredism }

Mairwen’s look of confusion was clearly faked, shrugging her shoulders dramatically at him.

❝I don’t understand what you mean, John.❞  But she did pout about her heels. ❝You can’t take my heels. We’ve been over this before. They won’t fit you.❞

[mintbuffalo]

1. My life’s pretty cool.

2. I’m taking my boyfriend to see my favorite band (Needtobreathe) and I doubt our relationship will be the same after lol. I’m going to lose my shit, and I don’t think he’s prepared enough for that.

3. I ate a salad and I’m so freaking full now. ~healthy

4. I NEED TO CLEAN MY ROOM! It’s gotten so bad, and I constantly feel stressed out when I’m in bed... That’s not good. 

5. How are you? Does anyone even read these anymore? Or is it all just pictures. 

6. My car payments and student loans both start next month, and I’m not sure if I’m ready to be broke for the next five years lol.

7. My manager of my massage job wants me to represent the studio because I’m the ~best massage therapist there (i.e. most professional) but I have a doctors appointment... I’m flattered BUT my health comes first. 

8. I really like lists, the number eight, Needtobreathe and I just needed to get all these thoughts out there. 

OKay bye.