#good take

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Lawnmowers are a weapon of psychological torture imvented by HOAs and Golfers

[sanders-sides-anti-headcanons]

Janus has ornithophobia (fear of birds) because he's a snake and alot of birds eat snakes

My first reaction to this was "nooo, Janus my poor snake :("

My second reaction was laughter because I imagined him running away from a hummingbird

My third reaction was feeling bad for laughing at him being scared -w-'

[crybabysatan]

I may agree with the rest of the(correct) opinions of da:v critical fans

But I also actually liked the war table so….take that as you will.

[cdsillyposting]

I swear to god!

Make it happen!!!!

[rockfkr]

This is why the elder is the best kiss album.

The “elder” not only brought us a progressive plot line, but details in every sentence and breath that have not yet seen the glory they’re due for. Let’s take a deep dive real’ quick and discuss why the elder is better than Animalize, Creatures of the night and Destroyer.

I. Doesn’t that just stick out to you like a sore thumb? What a wonderful and inspired title to catch our attention immediately. Then we have “the oath”, which has some of the most intense lyrics I’ve ever heard.

“Your glory, I swear I ride for thee

Your power, I trust it rides with me

Your servant, I am and ever shall I be”

The power in these lyrics changed my life, as well as the intense moral dilemma we’re faced with. My heart raced. The performance of this song was absolutely superb, so much so I fell out of my chair.

Gene and Paul’s faces while performing this song are packed to the brim with emotion. Eric looks down the whole time thinking of the fallen heroes from the story while Ace finishes with his back turned.

You can see the effort that was put into this album. Gene’s opera voice adds a layer to this song that puts the chipmunks to shame. Maybe, if the chipmunks had covered the album, it would’ve went platinum.

The elder was not career suicide.

“Lost in the mist

I have been there a hundred times or more

Pounding my fists”

The lyrics made my head spin with emotion, making me feel like I was lost in the mist, pounding my fists. I could feel the tears in my eyes listening to this. It’s so powerful.

It’s like the roar of a t-Rex or the ropes of the net. I’m sure many dinosaurs and hell, protozoans, even, could relate to these beautiful, awe inspiring lyrics. They had to face these complex inner issues.

The rest of Kiss’ songs are just ‘sex money feelings die’ while this opens a window to a historical period, purely composed of survival, that we have never yet seen in this sort of light.

These lyrics really open the perspective on what it was like for cave men to survive. The fight for them must’ve been more than anyone could’ve imagined. They too, were in the mist. But this also develops the narrative for animals like wolves.

Now we know the wolves’ thoughts when they howl to the moon, solely composed of the elder. Ages of evolution have been unwrapped, bringing us back to the Big Bang itself.

This was such an experience for me I developed lycanthropy. This is confirmation of what we all may have known. The dinosaurs are not ever portrayed scientifically accurate and it irks me every time.

Like a lot of them most likely had feathers as T-Rex’s sounded like microwaves no roaring. I was very surprised to find this out. There was a period when dinosaurs rules the planet then mammals that ruled over humans.

Not only that, but “I”? That’s all the caveman thought about when trying to make the world their own.

We as a species rose up. We as a species hunted and foraged to build the society we live in today. So why don’t we all just go back to leopard skins and spears like the elder intended? Does this mean Kiss are all secret geniuses?

Bravo, Vince. You did it again.

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

The urchins are gods who transcend space and time, they know every single au, adaptation, etc of little shop of horrors. They’re in charge of making sure that every story goes “well”, the only exception being the movie (they’re still pissed about the theatrical ending but they don’t really care.)

~~~

[liarsblade]

i think both isabela and anders being there could be very funny too. isabela and adrian getting psychosexual with it and anders also is there. presumably being bitchy.

Ok I tried to write a couple of things here but unfortunately they all came out a little too horny. Sorry.