Since when did Tumblr become the new OKCupid?
I guess I'm going to have to stop posting pictures of my butt and talking about dicks all the time because I have been getting some seriously weird messages lately that have been making me kind of uncomfortable.
Getting compliments and whatnot is always nice - lawd knows I love attention - and some flirty banter back and forth is fun for me. And of course getting dick/butt/boob submissions has always been welcome and I've been super grateful that people trust me enough to share those things with me. And I thought I could trust my followers to NOT be total creep-os when I post certain stuff, whether it be a picture of my freshly-spanked booty or a post about my latest ridiculous rendezvous. But apparently I can't do that because some of y'all take those posts to mean that I want to fuck you.
So I'll be clear, right here, right now: I DON'T WANT TO FUCK THE INTERNET. If I want to fuck you, trust me, you'll know. My posts are not an open invitation for you to say disgusting things to me. And this, I'd imagine, also goes for EVERY FUCKING GIRL ON TUMBLR who posts pictures that your creepy ass is lucky enough to see.
I also probably don't really want to date you. Stop falling in love with me because I show my butt sometimes. You have problems if you're just so infatuated with my butt that you need to declare your undying love for me or whatever. Stop.
This is kind of shocking to me, actually, since tumblr has always been a place for me where I could get some kind of release and feel comfortable talking about/posting whatever and now a select few have taken that away from me. No bueno.
The funny thing is, while the majority of those messages have been anon, a few of you weirdos have been brazen enough to send me some seriously over-the-line messages with your name attached to them. And y'all were promptly unfollowed.
A break from this stupid site is probably in order. That, and giving my following list a good cleaning.
But in the meantime I'm just going to be as fucking virginal and clean as can be because I don't have time for this shit. I already have an OKCupid account, so I'm meeting my daily quota of awful, creepy messages. I don't need to pile on top of that.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.