#goodcomebacks

[eric-sadahire]

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: That story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about bats

[sydmightbehere]

Ways To Ruin People's Expressions

Random Person: Omg I can't even Me: Then odd Random Person: Lol I'm dying! Me: Someone call an ambulance! Random Person: Can you not? Me: *pulls out rope* Yeah what kind do you want?