#google green

[fishiiwasdrawing]

Boys12, except G4's

Or whatever

Enjoy the hc looks

[starsirrah]

Posting for personal reference but uhhh part 1 of Pokemon team headcanons lololol♥️

Nerdy info under the CUT:

-The androids ARE rotoms powering the body that's why they all have rotomssss

-Minus the rotoms (because its them) the Googles can unite into one team of 6

-Dark's Kirlia and Espeon were Celine's

-Umbreon was Damien's

-Simon's vaporeon is red and mutated

-It evolved "wrong" with him in the blood ocean near the end of the movie before he's pulled to the ego's dimension

-Simon got his roserade, shaymin, and treevenant after being rescued by the egos

-Oliver found the pichu and loved it and kept it

-The xatu can see the past and future and other worlds, hoopa can create wormholes

-Engie's minior just kinda...found him and follows him around now lol

[justyoursicanon]

Headcanons I wrote weeks ago but didn't have time to post until now

📌 Google Red is a research extension, Google Yellow is an organizer/reminder extension, and Google Green is an in-general assistant.

📌 Google Red is usually seen as the 'angry' version of Google, but is actually the Google extension who shows more emotions rather than just anger.

Red usually gets frustrated whenever he is unable to make time or schedule his amount of time for research.

He prefers to be prepared with research and notes already taken down before he engages in anything else. Such as researching victims for Bim's show (referencing to my last ego headcanon post)

📌 Google Green usually assists Wilford and Bim in the studio with their interviews and gameshows.

📌 Half of the time, the extensions call Google "Primary" or "Primary Source".

📌 The youngest egos are Yandere, Heist Mark, and Eric.

Yandere is in her early 20s

Heist is in his mid 20s

And Eric is in his late 20s to early 30s

📌 Yandere uses the file of a nail cutter as a small, quick weapon when needed.

📌 Stan the Water Man ALWAYS waters the garden.

Keeps both the Egos and the plants hydrated at all times.

📌 Wilford breaks the fourth wall unknowingly.

Dark can too, he just doesn't care.

📌 Bing does 'your mom' jokes

(This one is just for shits and giggles)

[twtangel-arts]

The Blut is Gasoline btw

[forcemetoartplease]

Incorrect Quotes from my life!

This is the only one I actually like. Some old quotes from an old work.

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Unus: Is a chipmunk microscopic?

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Remus: I'm the ketchup queen!

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Iplier: We learned about the Holocaust freshman year I think.

King: But, did you learn about slavery?

Iplier: Well, slavery's an American thing.

King: The Holocaust was an American thing..

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Patton: Roman, *points at Remus* what's his name?

Roman: ..Remus?

Patton: Logan told me you said you didn't know his name.

Roman: He was yelling at me! Like, "WHATS HIS NAME" and I was like "I-I don't know!"

Janus: Why was Logan yelling at Remus?

Virgil: He was snorting crackers.

Patton: 😦

Janus: 😦

Remus: ..They were Pringles..

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Dark: Don't pack up, you would have to wait there for ten minutes and the only person that stands at the door for ten minutes is Jesus.

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Mike: I wish I was homeless.

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Bim: *To Heapass* You're gonna die how a hamster dies; get stuck in the microwave somehow.

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King: Stop throwing sandwiches at me!

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Dark: *Leaves meeting to grab something*

Green: *Moves to Darks chair*

Oliver: What are you doing?

Green: Shhhhh *slowly holds up crock threateningly*

Oliver: *Holds up both his shoes* Shhh

Green: *Holds up other shoe* Shhhh

Bing: *Gives Oliver his shoe*

Oliver: *Now threateningly holding up three shoes*

Green: Crap! Wilford, gimme your-

Dark: What in the name of-

Green: *Shreaks and drops shoes*

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Remus: I'm an attack helicopter tchwtchw.

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Iplier: I was racists in first grade

[gotta-big-ego]

Are there any Bingle lovers still with us? Because if there is, I just got done with a fluffy Bingle fic based off of this cute post/art, if you were interested!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[doctordiscord123]

Google = Maverick

Google Red = Adam

Google Green = Elijah

Google Yellow = Oliver

[lostcybertronian]

Hm hm...there is never enough love for these two guys together soooo how about "you wont like the truth" with bingiplier and the host perhaps ?

Egotober - Day 24

Prompt: Fire / "You won't like the truth."

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They sat in a loose group at his feet, hanging on to every word as the most captivating story yet drifted through the warm, book-smelling air, floating like they didn’t hold the weight of the grotesque. 

“The subject stole the Author’s machete, thoroughly ruining the story he’d written. He swung it wildly in the Author’s direction, forcing him to back up, to shout. Then he turned and ran into the woods. The Author searched and searched, picking up his trail like a bloodhound with a scent, but he never did find his subject again.” The Host sat back in his wooden chair, its rickety legs creaking under his weight, and crossed his arms, dipping his chin to his chest. Sitting on the floor next to him was Dr. Iplier, leaning his head against the Host’s leg. He wore a thick, cable-knit sweater, and was clearly half-asleep. Still, he said, “I remember. It took you two weeks to get over that.”

From the back of the group, Google Red piped up, “I’m detecting a falsehood.”

“The Author rarely lost his subjects.” Green added, and Blue supplemented with, “And you’re arrogant enough to refuse to tell us such stories.”

“What’s the real story?” Bing asked, leaning forward and draping his arms over his folded legs. Bim nodded in assent. “You can’t hold out on us, bro.”

Dr. Iplier sat up a little straighter, suddenly looking more awake. He glanced at the Host; they both knew the Author had caught his subject. He’d then set the subject on fire and left him in the middle of the forest to burn.

The group waited, but the Host only shrugged. “You wouldn’t like the truth.”

Then, before anyone could protest, he launched into another story.