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Jaime Lannister is no longer my little meow meow.

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nicknamed my laptop Jon Snow because I want that top on my lap

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Thank you to my baby @snow-blower for this tag! Tried to answer with as many english books as possible. Don’t read a lot in my native language anymore but as a kid, everything I read was in swedish

❥ A romance trope that will always have you giggling and kicking your feet?

I’d by lying if I said anything but friends to lovers. It’s just so GOOD and the most realistic in my opinion. Good friendships make the best relationships! And the “he fell first” trope because I love yearning

❥ A book you’d fight someone over (good or bad)?

EVERYONE READ THE TWO “THE MONK AND THE ROBOT” BOOKS BY BECKY CHAMBERS RIGHT. NOW. EVERYONE TREAT YOURSELVEEEES

❥ A book you’d marry, one you’d kiss, and one you’d throw into the sea?

I’m gonna do this with series, cause I adore book series. Marry Percy Jackson, kiss Anne of Green Gables, and spit on and burn Harry Potter. Love the story, but JK Rowling is a right cunt. You know fanfiction authors do it better anywayyyy!!!

❥ What's a book that absolutely ruined you in the best way?

Maybe not the best way, if you ignore the fact that I like tragedies, but the Fault in Our Stars? Yeah I was completely destroyed, bawling my eyes out at the end. One of the few books that have ever managed to get that reaction!

❥ A book you judged by the cover... and were either very right or tragically wrong?

I read half of Icebreaker because I thought it would be a cute Hockey/Ice Skating romance. I was half right. It was not CUTE when they fucked in every other chapter with little to no plot development after their first time. Had to let that one go…

❥ It's life or death, choose one: paperback, epub, or audio book.

Paperback, definitely! I can’t read anything that isn’t analogue and in my hand. The others are too abstract and I get distracted.

❥ If you could re-write any book you've read, which would it be and why?

The Dead Poets Society book! It was written after the movie came out and it is AWFUL. I know I could capture the essence of the movie so much better. It’s my favourite movie for gods sakes! Maybe I’m overconfident? Don’t think so though…

❥ What’s your “this could have been solved with therapy” book?

The Metamorphosis by Kafka. I did not enjoy this book like.. at all. My dude had the worst depression ever and I did not manage to read between the lines. Felt pretty fucking stupid when I finished it and everyone was raving about the “best book ever” and it being “so deep” like dude, take an ibuprofen and a power nap and stop BEING A BUG?!?

❥ Be Honest. How many books have you actually read this year?

Oh, I’m not sure. Like… 10? But I’ve only finished 7, the others were too dull. Working on 2 right now.

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Just spent 12 minutes coming up with the entire timeline of the canon Lucansa fic to the point I am in the series. why am I cooking

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I will happily take this as an excuse to rant about my bbgs!

Their Faceclaims are here

Now, you know about Kaelith already. She's the oldest living child of Roose Bolton, and Ramsay's half sister. She's cold and grouchy like her father, but she has a soft spot that you can pry out pretty easily if you simply let her top you 😌 she's very protective of those she loves, and can be kind of obsessive when it comes to keeping them safe. Definitely gives of grumpy black cat vibes who can occasionally have a silly moment

Leo. Oh sweet Leo Flowers. He's a male whore who works in the brothel in Winter Town, just outside of Winterfell. He's introduced as Kaelith's secret lover. He's very much golden retriever boy meets pillow princess. His mother was a whore in a brothel in Highgarden, Leo grew up there too but moves North after his mother passes. He comes to work in Winter Town's brothel because that work is all he knows.

Ivelle Waters is Jaime Lannister's bastard daughter. I'm still debating on her backstory. But as of right now, Jaime got a whore in Kingslanding pregnant. Out of fear of Ivelle being killed by Cersei or literally anyone for being Jaime's daughter, her mother moves her North. Which is where Ivelle becomes besties with Leo. Ivelle is very romantic and sweet, despite knowing the hardships of the world. She loves reading romance books (Kaelith always makes sure to bring her ones). Ivelle is like, if cotton candy was a human. She's sweet and fluffy and playful. Though, she does know how to manipulate a man and get herself out of a bad situation when needed

Okay, that's a lot but that's like, the jist of who they are but explained by me, an autistic woman who is terrible at explaining things 😌

Okay… I’ve considered this carefully and I think I’ve decided.

Wed Ivelle, she seems like a sweetheart and I think we’d get along very well. I like non-confrontational people, especially for a long-term relationship (like a marriage lol) and she’s just so pretty.

Bed Kaelith, or honestly, let her bed me 👀. She’s gorgeous and she kind of scares me. Smash.

Leo Leo Leo. This is not personal, I just don’t trust blonde men? LMAO they’re too pretty!!! And I’m too insecure for that. But a swift, merciful beheading! And a little kiss before that, if he would like one ❤️

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Asking everyone this but,

If you could ship two (or more) characters from completely different shows/book/media, who would you ship? They can't be from the same media, tho 🤭

This is such an interesting idea!!

I considered doing a crack ship but I thought of something better

Leo Valdez from Percy Jackson: Heroes of Olympus and Hermione Granger from Harry Potter

My reasoning is this:

1. These are two of my childhood crushes (wouldn’t mind being their third honestly)

2. They both deserve better than their canon couples. Ron is alright, I like Romione but he was kind of a jackass at multiple points throughout the series. Hermione needs to be appreciated and who better than Leo ”big ol heart eyes” Valdez. And I fucking hate Calypso dude

3. It’s funny. He’s dumb she’s smart, he’s lovely and she’s loving. They’re both very loyal and brave. Power couple, honestly.

Not COMPLETELY different medias, but different universes, still?? I hope it counts ❤️

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Real photos of me in my mutuals dms the moment they say they like questions

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If you could only listen to one artist/band for the rest of your life, who would it be?

This is really hard because I love a LOT of artists but I’m gonna say Hozier because I love him, and also, his music had a lot of variety. It’s just on a different level 🤭❤️