#goose time

[northernpintail]

[twistyprefect]

I saw many of the Goose pet mc has. And my question is that the person who requested it are they laughing their heads off?

Also imagine the goose getting mad at Vil and then recks havoc in his dorm. Same with Riddle-

{god i hope they are lmao, now EVERYONE wants a goose...it was all part of their master plan!! i wasn't sure if this was a writing request but it was a funny idea so i did it lmao}

Riddle Rosehearts

if someone had told Riddle when he woke up that morning that he'd be beefing with a literal bird that afternoon, he'd have laughed

yet there he was, staring at his completely wrecked dorm with his partner's beloved little goose staring at him

all he'd done was move away when the demonic bird had tried to sit on his lap and snuggle into him

he didn't want to get feathers or goose...spit? all over him before classes that day

so now it seemed the goose had gotten into his dorm (probably Ace's doing) and destroyed the place; stuffing from his pillow was everywhere, his blankets torn up, his clothing strewn all over the floor

Riddle just sighed in defeat and sat on the bed, letting the goose happily hop onto his lap and snuggle into him

Vil Schoenheit

Vil loves animals, but he hated when they were near him or touching him

his partner's adorable yet goblin-like goose had tried to preen him the last he saw it, the bird jumping on him and tugging at his hair

he's brushed the goose off and refused to sit down near it since then, choosing to stand and admire it from afar

he'd been planning on doing a nail painting session with his partner when he opened his dorm door and stopped in horror

his curtains had been tugged down, his bedposts ripped and pecked at while everything on his desk had been swept onto the floor

he sighed and closed the door, not bothering to look down at the goose that was happily following him around the door, refusing the acknowledge the bird until he calmed down a bit

[thestubbornscientist]

some panels from a drawing rp...you get absolutely no context

[birdghost]

i think i want to be the goose for halloween, and also forever.

here is my planning:

[jusiri]

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@razzberrynotpie

[timeloopfemme]

oh to be a little goose committing capers and crimes and bullying a small boy who looks like griffin mcelroy

[twistyprefect]

Bet. I saw a yandere post so I must request

Yandere Platonic Geese vs Yandere Romantic over blots. My money is on the geeses

{yeah this is a good request awlrihaligher i love this...my money is also on the geese tbh}

Tw for obsessive behavior, yandere content, and unhealthy relationship dynamics

Yandere!Geese vs Yandere!Overblot Crew

the geese are going to win by sheer volume alone, so let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that there are not about 1000 geese on the NRC campus at any give them

the geese are aggressively protective os MC, making sure at least several geese are around them at all times

Jamil is the first one to realize that the geese might be a problem, having tried (and failed) to hypnotize one of them

Riddle hates these geese with a PASSION; not only are they around his beloved little darling, but they are loud and irritating

Leona doesn't bother trying to contend with the geese, instead choosing to try and befriend several of them

Azul finds it easy to get along with the geese and frequently gives them pets and treats from his pockets

Vil absolutely hates the geese too, especially since they're either preening him or attacking him

whenever any of the crew attempts to kidnap MC or tries to make a move, the geese are there to foil them

Azul and Leona have better luck though, and occasionally get to spend private time with MC

the geese keep Riddle away the most, disliking his energy and general Riddle-ness

Leona manages to do A Bit Of An Oopsie once when trying to actually kidnap MC

he had them slung over his shoulder, 'escorting' them back to his dorm when the geese attacked

three of them pecked relentlessly on his head while another two tried to bite him

eventually he put MC down and surrendered, rushing off to his dorm room to recoup

Azul has better luck since he didn't try and actually kidnap MC; the geese still intervene since they don't like MC paying more attention to him than to them

Riddle sees this and tries a similar tactic, only for the geese to immediately sweep in and stop him from even approaching MC

Jamil and Vil are smarter than to try and steal MC from the geese, knowing that they're outnumbered easily

eventually the group and the geese come to an understanding, evenly splitting MC's time and attention

MC is none the wiser to the obsessive men in their life, easily distracted by their adorable, fluffy geese

the geese keep MC occupied while the boys get rid of anyone potentially interested in them, or anyone who might hurt them

[twistyprefect]

MC's Goose/Goosehorde Masterlist

Headcanons

MC has a goose

Goose destroys Riddle and Vil's room

Goose summons his goose friends

Yandere Geese vs Yandere Overblot Boys

S/O running a goose store!

(icons by @lusus--naturae, who we can thank for the MC goose content 💕💞🦆)

Lore

Gose is spoiled pt 1

Goose is spoiled pt 2

he don't bite

Crowley fights goose

Official dorm naming

Goosehorde

Goose protection squad

So many geese...

MC the bird tamer

MC's goose petting zoo

Goosehorde icons