Yandere Platonic Geese vs Yandere Romantic over blots. My money is on the geeses
{yeah this is a good request awlrihaligher i love this...my money is also on the geese tbh}
Tw for obsessive behavior, yandere content, and unhealthy relationship dynamics
Yandere!Geese vs Yandere!Overblot Crew
the geese are going to win by sheer volume alone, so let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that there are not about 1000 geese on the NRC campus at any give them
the geese are aggressively protective os MC, making sure at least several geese are around them at all times
Jamil is the first one to realize that the geese might be a problem, having tried (and failed) to hypnotize one of them
Riddle hates these geese with a PASSION; not only are they around his beloved little darling, but they are loud and irritating
Leona doesn't bother trying to contend with the geese, instead choosing to try and befriend several of them
Azul finds it easy to get along with the geese and frequently gives them pets and treats from his pockets
Vil absolutely hates the geese too, especially since they're either preening him or attacking him
whenever any of the crew attempts to kidnap MC or tries to make a move, the geese are there to foil them
Azul and Leona have better luck though, and occasionally get to spend private time with MC
the geese keep Riddle away the most, disliking his energy and general Riddle-ness
Leona manages to do A Bit Of An Oopsie once when trying to actually kidnap MC
he had them slung over his shoulder, 'escorting' them back to his dorm when the geese attacked
three of them pecked relentlessly on his head while another two tried to bite him
eventually he put MC down and surrendered, rushing off to his dorm room to recoup
Azul has better luck since he didn't try and actually kidnap MC; the geese still intervene since they don't like MC paying more attention to him than to them
Riddle sees this and tries a similar tactic, only for the geese to immediately sweep in and stop him from even approaching MC
Jamil and Vil are smarter than to try and steal MC from the geese, knowing that they're outnumbered easily
eventually the group and the geese come to an understanding, evenly splitting MC's time and attention
MC is none the wiser to the obsessive men in their life, easily distracted by their adorable, fluffy geese
the geese keep MC occupied while the boys get rid of anyone potentially interested in them, or anyone who might hurt them
Also imagine MC opens a geese petting room in Ramshackle where ppl have to pay them a small amount to enter and now they're biggest source of income is that geese petting room!
release the kraken G E E S E
none shall escape the goose wrath..
but also yes!! can pay off Crowley and get some nice goose clothing too 💞🦆
LMAO I just had the thought if Geesehorde opened up a geese petting room who would be there biggest client. Kalim? or..? It's a funny thought. Imagine someone walked in to MC's room and just witnessed a giant treasure box filled with money and jewelry everywhere. And MC was like "Oh these are the new geese collars I ordered!"
Kalim definitely spends an embarrassing amount of money at the goose petting zoo, mostly because Jamil also likes to pet the geese and therefore doesn't stop him lmao 🤡
Azul and the tweels also spend a lot of time/money there tbh, they like geese💕
YEAH like MC just has a big closet full of nothing but geese clothing, most of which is like...luxary clothing
