#gordon.

[nevertrustasealwoman]

Catscratch / Gear concept comic from the early 2000s, featuring Mr. Black Blik & Gordon.

[kalofi]

Kalofi you reblogging my cishet bubby comic feels like karma (the good kind) from the universe rn because i JUST finished doing the very existing task of staying up until 3am compiling EVERY PIECE OF SONIC CONTENT into one list, and i go onti tumblr for one last time and am IMMEDIATELY bombarded with notes AND I SEE UR TAGS AND THEYRE SO NICE AND

Im feeling good, lofi . This is the highlight of my life :-)

-blacktobackmesa

im kissing u rn that comic is so funny all ur comics r so funny i love you

this panel in particular made me crack up rly hard idk what it is about it but

Gordon. (not gay)

[bbyvampz]

yeah you might be best friends but do you have matching croc tattoos?

[jestlam]

       𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌  𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘  𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐑, 11:45 PM COMMISSIONER JIM GORDON SITS ALONE IN HIS ‘84 CHEVROLET IMPALA, HALF-LISTENING TO THE RADIO HOST’S COVERAGE OF THE BIG GAME: GCU VS METROPOLIS STATE, “SISTER CITIES,” RIVAL TEAMS AND MORE THAN ENOUGH CHAOS TO LAST BOTH A LIFETIME. HE SITS IN SILENCE, CONTEMPLATING HIS NEXT MOVE.

           GOTHAM  CITY ,     USA,     the         national          shit - stain          capital          of          america          wrestles          around          in          its          own          filth          and          scum          in          the             oncoming          weeks          of             the           holiday           season.           THE   ANNUAL   CHRISTMAS   LYNCHINGS          take          place          in          the          center          of             the          city,          dying          magnolia           wreaths          swinging          from          the          gothic          architecture          of          one         up  and  coming          city          and          the          neon   webbing          of          plastic           christmas          lights          haphazardly          hanged           like           carcasses           in               a          butcher’s          closet.          on   the   first   day   of   christmas ,          GOTHAM       GAVE      TO      ME:          a           strung - out            crack            addict            dead           and            a             cold            cup            of            black            coffee.

JIM:   This  conversation  is  over.  Under  no  circumstances  are  you  allowed  to  leave  this  house  after  dark,  okay  ?  This  isn’t  up  for  discussion. 

BARBARA:   YOU  CAN’T  DO  THAT!  I’m  not  a  child,  Uncle  Jim.  You  can’t  keep  me  locked  up  here  like  some  little  pet  you  have  to  protect.

JIM:   ENOUGH,  BARBARA!  THIS  ISN’T  CHICAGO.  YOU  CAN’T  GO  RUNNING  AMOK  THINKING  THERE  AREN’T  CONSEQUENCES.  WHEN  YOUR  MOTHER  ASKED  ME  TO  KEEP  AN  EYE  ON  YOU,  I  GAVE  MY  WORD.  MY  WORD  IS  MY  BOND.  SO  LONG  AS  YOU  LIVE  UNDER  THIS  ROOF,  YOU’LL  LIVE  BY  MY  RULES.  SCHOOL,  THEN  HOME.  UNDERSTOOD  ?

I FUCKED UP.         barbara’s           here            not            even            a            full            weekend            and            we’re            already            fighting.            not   her   fault,            she’s            a            good            girl.            she’s            got            a            good            head            on            her            shoulders.           it’s   this   city.            something’s            awakened            within            gotham            and            the            psychopaths            running            around.            i            guess            the            realization            that            we            really            aren’t            alone            in            this            universe            has            shaken            this            city            to            its            core.            haven’t            told            ann            about   the   alien.            don’t            wanna            scare            her            anymore            than            she            already            is.            pregnancy’s            too            early            for            any            surprises.            we  can’t  lose  another  one            ...            she            won’t            be            able            to            handle            it.            LORD  KNOWS  I  WOULDN’T  EITHER.       MERRY   CHRISTMAS    BABY,      here’s            to            another            year            in            hell.

     IN  THE  SULLEN  DARKNESS  ARRIVES  TWO  BRIGHT  SPOTLIGHTS PEERING  DOWN  AT  THE  ABANDONED  FACTORY,  A  BLACK  LIMOUSINE STROLLING  THROUGH  THE  LOT  IN  SILENCE,  AS  IF  IT  SHOULDN’T BE  THERE  IN  THE  FIRST  PLACE.  JIM  GORDON  TAKES  SIGHT  OF   THE LICENSE PLATE: “𝐂𝟎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐏𝟎𝐓”

         ❝        that’s         right,            you   fat   sonuvabitch.     LEAD THE WAY.     ❞

@gothmite​ .

[nevertrustasealwoman]

Me and my irl bestie concluded that Waffle does drag and Blik would too if he wasn’t busy making fun of Waffle for it. Gordon doesn’t understand but he supports them anyways.

@in-a-tizzy // OGH i was gonna answer this last night but passed out! i apologize. i hc waffle as a trans girl myself but love any concepts surrounding the idea that they’re gender nonconforming! blik also strikes me as repressed & perhaps more fond of embracing femininity than he lets on, so we’re in agreement on that. (at least, he likes feminine titles. looks at the mammoth episode.)

i always got the impression that one of the reasons he picks on waffle so much is because they express themself in ways blik isn’t yet comfortable with because he’s so obsessed with his own self-image. he’s desperate to be seen as “normal” and it makes him adopt unintentionally regressive behaviours at times, unfortunately; something i think he can work through with time, effort, and good friends who can call him out.

as for gordon, it definitely sounds like him to be confused but supportive! i see him as nonbinary / genderfluid & likely omnisexual. because he invests so much time in others, it wouldn’t surprise me if he took a while to figure himself out!

thank you so much for this! you’re welcome in my inbox at any time. 🖤 💛

[nevertrustasealwoman]

What do you think life would be like as hovis’ partner and getting introduced to the cats?

oh man that’s a great question, thank you! i love hovis so i’m happy to talk about him in any capacity.

first of all, hovis strikes me as someone who tries to keep work and personal life separate, but let’s face it: because his employers are also his family, whoever he’s involved with is inevitably going to be pulled into their world of chaos. (i hc hovis as a gay man, so when i talk about a prospective partner assume i’m referring to someone who is male or male-aligned.)

i feel like one of two things would happen, in this particular scenario: either hovis is going to prepare his partner extensively for the cats’ respective quirks and habits (while additionally preparing the cats FAR in advance for his partner’s first visit), or in typical catscratch fashion the trio are going to stumble upon hovis and his beau by complete accident — probably because they noticed hovis was acting secretive, slapped some goofy disguises on and followed him to his very public date. OR they just so happened to notice the happy couple while in the middle of one of their trademark misadventures.

needless to say, option 2 is much more likely.

blik… really doesn’t take the news well. he has his own reasons for being possessive of hovis; like the fact he (canonically!) views him as a father figure — and the last remaining parental figure he has, now that edna and audrey are gone — his self-worth issues, and a spoiled rich boy sense of entitlement. at first, he’d make it clear that he doesn’t want this new person around and would likely either try to drive them away himself or keep hovis so busy that he doesn’t have time for them anymore. of course, hovis wouldn’t tolerate that and blik would be presented with an ultimatum: get over himself and accept hovis has people in his life outside of him, or find a new butler. needless to say, blik backs off.

gordon and waffle i see being a lot more accepting of hovis’ partner. the hopeless romantic that he is, gordon would be happy that hovis has found someone special. he wouldn’t approve of blik’s shitty attitude and would go out of his way to make the newest member of the family feel welcome, right down to cooking them a welcome dinner. (i can’t promise it’ll be GOOD, but it comes from a loving place.)

waffle would be mildly protective of hovis, but possessive? god, no. she’s more likely to express her concerns by having the partner fill out a questionnaire so she can better determine what kind of person they are. once she’s inevitably satisfied with that, she’ll insist that hovis’ SO come meet her newts and try to initiate them into her special newt club.

as for blik, don’t worry. he’s a tough egg to crack, but he’ll come around — especially if hovis’ partner is able to match wits with him.

[detective-piplup]

The new username is very convincing, you still have the vibes of a brunete, and yeah sure I've seen photos of you and maybe I'm crazy but I swore you had brown hair

gordon. gordon what