NWOS WILL BE REAL IN LATE 2026

DONT LET ME DOWN MORE LEVEL 5 Luke/Piplup | He/Him resident luke triton enjoyer [birdsong blog]

[detective-piplup]

HEY!!1 YOU SHOULD COME KILL ME!!1

come here to kill me

[detective-piplup]

My sister will be going to the UK for 2 weeks. Is it too late for her?

unfortunately yes

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[detective-piplup]

on a scale from 1 to british, how british is your british?

like a solid 6

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[thedramaandart]

[kookeybird]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[hopeisour4letteredword]

who let that man in the pilots chair. gyaxa be fr

[soapurz]

i like drawing him sad when i’m sad ouhh cata i lobe you

[mothfaults]

Third times the charm! The final part is here!

Burning Spice finally figured it out!

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[fexalted]

hey wait come back i wanna hear about the cubes

[weirdplutoprince]

Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! ☺️

Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 KILL YOU 🌋🌋 YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend 🫂

[detective-piplup]

"I wonder if he's asleep at this hour"

I SWEAAAARRRRE MY SLEEP SCHEDULE HAS BEEN GETTING BETTERRRR

[drabbles-and-ideas]

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

[gingik]