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Damn, you fucked up there huh
Bubby: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Tommy: Oh, no- YOU DID IT TOO FAST!
Gordon: I-- ..Huh?
Benrey: Sorry, Gourd-man. But this is just about my only chance.
Gordon: ..Benrey-?!
Benrey: Hey, don't worry! It's not like you'll remember this part, anyway!
> Quest Completed (3/3)! > All Quests Complete, Distributing EXP
dont question it just do ya job, white boy
Gordon: Okay- just- I'm doing it.
Tommy: Mr. Freeman!
Gordon: ...Tommy?!
Benrey: TOMMYYY!
Tommy: ....Hi!
Gordon: ...literally how do you two know each other-
Tommy: Mr. Freeman you have to- you have to push the crystal! Into the lazer!
Gordon: ....I- I know- thanks Tommy-
Tommy: But- but VERY carefully! Slower, than molasses, falls, off a spOON! :)
Gordon: ...oh wow....I've waited my whole life for this-
Benrey: Hey, why're you touching that. Heh- Don't steal it, yeah?
Gordon: oh mY GOD-
Gordon: SHUT UP!
Gordon: O-oh shit...
Any new friends hiding out that we'll find on the way to the chamber?
Gordon: Well, Dr. Coomer separated me from the group to get to the chamber..
Gordon: I'm kind of glad to be away from that guy for now, so hopefully we don't run into anyo-
Gordon: HOW THE FUCK-
Hello Coomer!!! Show us your extendo arms!!!
Coomer: Off to the tests we go!!!
YAY! Full party! Let's get going, yall! Gotta ask, Gordon, why don't you have your passport? Did you not read the fine print in the terms and conditions of the game? It says you 100% need your passport or you'll explode. That's what it says.
Benry: Wouldn't you know, your chat seems to know what they're talking about.
Gordon: Don't fucking- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM?!
Benry: No keep going. Encourage me. Encourage me more. C'mon.
Omg this is so cool!! :DDD Hello mystery guy :3
Idk anything about this game but this story seems cool af
Gordon: Okay- well listen- I know a lot about this game- it's my pride and fucking JOY. I'll admit I thought this search skill felt a little insulting since i was sure i could find whatever we needed- but if the game is gonna be this buggy and ask for an item I DO NOT have then fine-
Gordon: So much for intuitive npcs and immersion...
Gordon: ...
Gordon: How about since I don't have my passport you can just come with us to make sure I'm doing what i'm supposed to do mr. mystery guy.
Benry: BAHAHAHAHAH- THERE YOU GO!
Benry: Wow, that took you way longer than everyone else I've teamed up with! That's fucked up, man.
Gordon: You have to be the MOST asshole NPC I've ever interacted with, I can't even decide if I should give props to the developers or not- I'm going ahead- I'm not listening to this.
> Benry; Joined the Party! (4/4) > Quest Completed (2/3) > Now Open for Questions.
Well Gordon, do you have your passport?
Gordon: No! I don't have a- w-WHAT are you all on about?! Shouldn't my H.E.V. suit be good enough identification- I don't NEED a passport chat-
Tommy: Hi, Benry! Here's my passport!
Benry(?): Tommy! You never disappoint, man.
Gordon: ??????????
Benry: C'monnnnn. You've got a whole skill in finding stuff. Tommy's got his, where's yours?
What huh? There’s passports in the game? That’s cool!
(Ooc: Yipppiiieee! You’re back!)
Gordon: Wh- uh...Passport? L-like an ID? I don't remember the guards asking for that in the original game-
Gordon: I'm not seeing anything like that in my inventory- did we miss it in the lockers??
???: Oh, it's somewhere in there. Just keep lookin'. I'm sure you'll find it. [ Snicker. ]
