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BBS incorrect quotes. part 2.

Brock: I put the pun in punishment

Tyler: I put the top in unstoppable.

Vanoss: I put the cute in execute.

Delirious: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Brian: I put the ass in class.

Nogla: I put the d in brock. (And then he'll be like "oh wait a minute. ")

*In minecraft*

Brock: Oh Snickerdoodle! (Nogla's chat) we have a visitor!

Snickerdoodle: Don't tell me it's Brian.

Brock: it's Brian.

Brian: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Brock: And here we have a capitalist.

Cody: Did you just-

Lanai: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Tyler: I called you ten times! Why didn't you pick up?

Marcel: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Marcel: I didn't hear it.

Brian: Legend says that when you can't sleep, it means your awake in someone else's dreams.

Brian: When I find out who you are, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Panda: There are no friends when playing board games. I am here to win.

Delirious: Remember, if you die in the simulation-

Marcel: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.

Delirious: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! what is WRONG with you?!

Nogla: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Marcel: What's the one thing I told you not to do?

Tyler: Burn the house down.

Marcel: And what did you do?

Tyler: I made dinner.

Marcel:...

Tyler:...

Marcel:....

Tyler: And burnt the house down.

Vanoss: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Brian: Wow I gotta hear this.

Vanoss: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced

his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Brian: You forgot pride.

Vanoss: No, I'm prety proud of this.

Cartoonz: Do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

Squirrel: Heh, panda sneezes like a girl.

Panda: How about I pound you like a boy?

Panda: That didn't come out right.

Delirious: if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.

Squirrel: It doesn't have a bone.

Cartoonz: Then why is it called a boner?

Vanoss: If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Nogla; What if it bites me and it dies?

Vanoss: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nogla, learn to listen.

Cartoonz: What if it bites itself and i die?

Vanoss: That's voodoo.

Gorillaphent: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Vanoss: That's correlation, not causation.

Delirious: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Vanoss: That's kinky!

Cody: Oh my god.

Part 1 on account!

(I'm sorry this took so long)

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts: #302

BBS Dialogue Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 7 ]

H2ODELIRIOUS

Oh, we have to go to bed.

If you make it, you win.

I get that reference, but the bathroom’s not here, unfortunately.

Hit him with the damn stick!

I’m already wearing a mask.

I’m your friend.

Oh my God, what happened to these guys?

Who’s that, who the hell is that?

Why are we running?

He’s kissing me on the mouth!

Did I get candy?

We’ve been captured.

Why is that so loud?

Are we killing him?

Why are you guys just standing there, come on.

I don’t even know if we can kill these things.

If we die right here, we still have to jump.

Oh God, he killed his friend!

I didn't kill him, it was you!

I didn't kill him, that wasn't murder.

CARTOONZ

It's an ass-whooping.

It had to be low, I got shot like three times.

He didn't even notice me.

You definitely don't know.

Don't worry about what I'm doing.

Goddamnit, you make no noise!

This is like looking through an old ass TV, what the fuck, this is ass.

I'm a foot sniffer.

Nah, that chair smelled fine.

They ran upstairs.

GORILLAPHENT

She’s fucking six-nine, what do you expect?

You got nervous, didn’t you?

I tried doing something fancy.

He’s being a sweaty nerd.

I did the best I could, boys.

Is she still chasing you?

We gotta get one of those finished.

I was watching you through the window.

You don't see shit.

I didn't see anyone.

DEADSQUIRREL

How did he do that?

Why are you looking for me?

My time to shine will come, don’t you worry.

How did you get out, who saved you?

Do you want to join us?

You are dead.

She just walked downstairs.

Shit, that’s on me.

We'll find out soon enough.

Why'd you come this way, you're so weird!

ELILIKESRICE

Are you fucking serious right now?

We just have to drill it.

Fucking yoink it.

This whole time, we could've done the drill!

Wait, shoot the camera.

I'm hacking the computer.

We still have to go downstairs!

There's fucking lasers, there's lasers on this shit.

I did it at the right time.

Imagine throwing away your life just for some money…

JERICHO | TUCKER

Listen, it's all part of the master plan.

I haven't hit him, I haven't hit him once!

You need to stay alive for ninety seconds.

Oh My God, he didn't see you.

Why are they not going to shoot you?

Just shoot it, it's like poltergeist stuff.

No, they have to stack damage on us.

Uh, you're on fire, swap items.

You actually got out, no way.

I don't know if I want to rob anymore, what are we doing?

SMII7Y

You’re breaking his ribs, you know what, we’ll roll with it…

I was up on that table giving it my all, okay.

Someone check the meter while I do this.

We need more blood.

He was on the edge, I’m just saying.

Dude, I love this job.

This is really twisted.

I need someone on blood duty, cause I’m about to use a skull to break some bones.

It’s just stuck in there, we’ll have to leave it.

It sounded like you just broke something…

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PLAYING THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS GAME WITH CARTOONZ AND H2O DELIRIOUS!! (x)

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