#goron jasper

[askurbosasbodyguard]

Hey there!

Got a letter from Lady Urbosa, saying you got turned into a Goron. Interesting, do you mind if I ask a few questions and do a quick check up on you? Urbosa wants my aid in figuring out how to return you to your normal state, so it's best to make sure you're in good shape.

• @askthesheikahresearcher

uhh... well hm... I suppose I could answer some questions and uh... let you check on me...

And also speaking about the chief... she... uh... is also... not herself... If you could maybe... check on her too... please

it really hurts to see her like that...

[askthegerudochieftain]

Uh Lady Urbosa? Jasper your Bodyguard is in trouble

Also she got turned into a Goron….

Is that so ? Well... I suppose that would explain her absence this morning, truly not something she would do.

Although I looked all around town and couldn't find her... but if she got turned into a Goron, as you say, how is such a thing even possible in the first place?? then I suppose I was looking the wrong way...

So then...

Jasper ?? How did you even end up like this ? Oh no matter, you'll tell me after I help you get out of here.

Sweet Nabooru you're way heavier now !!

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phew.. there we go... now how about telling me how you got somehow turned into a Goron ? Then we'll see to turn you back into a Gerudo alright ?

[askurbosasbodyguard]

GORON JASPER GORON JASPER!!!

What the- ?! ...oh no...

NO NO NO NOT A STUPID TRANSFORMATION AGAIN I SWEAR IF YOU-

*sigh* fine... I... suppose it's still better than being one of those birds...

[askurbosasbodyguard]

Now that your a Goron have you tried rolling around ? That’s the gorons main way to move as far I know

Rolling huh ? Yeah I guess they do that I was uh... too busy testing other stuff to focus on... that... But I suppose I could try now ?

How even do you- ?! Hmm I guess like uhhh hands on head and like crouch and just launch yourself..

something... like that...

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SHIT !! WHAT THE HELL !???!

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I'm... I'm stuck.. stupid... horns...

[askurbosasbodyguard]

Maybe try some rock roast? Most Gorons seem to really like it

AHAH JOKE ON YOU THAT'S THE FIRST THING I TRIED ! Well... in reality I did not wait to become a Goron to try such food. It's just that now, I do not suffer any consequences when doing so.

Gorons might not be the best fighters but damn their food is actually really good ! I really dont understand how come the other gerudo wants me to stop eating rocks like come on that's like the best food!

also.. if someone could... get the chief... please i've been stuck like this for an hour