Sav'aaq !

Gerudo champion and chieftain

[askthegerudochieftain]

OOC INTRO

Before interacting, consider reading my boundaries/info here

Most important for here is knowing that i have many many headcanon for Urbosa and i kindly ask to please not attack me about those hcs (like i have oc x canon, a design for her mom, her sister, a whole timeline, stuff like that)

You can read her info quite all around my Toyhouse since I'm unable to post everything at one place. The most info you might find would be on her relatives: sister and mother but also Jasper and Malva (Zelda's mother)

I'm also attaching her redesign that i'll be drawing and invite other to draw as well !

Overall i'm here to have fun and enjoy my comfort character so if you come here to hate on the version i have of her, get out

Blog run by @nagasriel

[askthegerudochieftain]

Happy pride month ! Is Gerudo town doing anything special for pride ?

We do indeed !

However, our reasons as to why are quite different from Hylians. You see, Hylians are celebrating this month due to their history of queer people being oppressed and where they couldn't live their sexuality freely due to the illegality of it.

Here however, due to the way homosexuality is way more common, we never had issues with it. As such, we do have a major part of our history where we wouldn't celebrate the event. The same way Hylians don't celebrate heterosexuality.

It started to come to us way after when our relationship with the Hylians was of a more friendly nature. The vai would come back in town with stories to tell, and those coming back during this very month would often come back with stories about pride month.

As such we started to adopt that event as a way to support Hylians !

We have kept the majority of how pride month is celebrated, with sewers in town doing flags for the occasion. It is tradition to offer one's flag as a gift, a way to strengthen bonds.

...and it's not rare that I end up with a mountain of... "merch" ... I'm... unsure if they're gifting me those as a subtle hint of a... deeper relationship they'd like to form... or simply because they know my wife gets jealous after...

[askthegerudochieftain]

Oh there you are ! Please you needn't scream so loud, the little one might be scared... She's fine I promise you, we took care of her to the best of our ability. I'm honestly just glad you came here in one piece, i'm surprised Jasper hasn't done anything to you yet !

Most importantly, i'm not mad at you... mistakes happen you big bird !

...I suppose the other rito you brought is her mother is that not...? Well I... guess this is our goodbye right little one...? Oh i'll miss you...

OH wait ! Before I forget...

Here is her scimitar, that is the fang of her first bokoblin, a horn from a poor lizalfos she murdered, this was the sickle of the yiga we killed together yesterday, oh and there's the guts of a molduga we met and slayed during one of our walk !

[asktheritochampion]

Honnestly I was far more concerned of what the village would do to me than your guard dog. Hylia, I thought I'd gotten an infant killed...I wouldn't have been able to live with myself. Thank you for taking such good care of it. I promise I shall make up for this somehow.

Ugh, that was a heart attack I didnt need today. I swear I shall never let anything like this happen ever again.

My Lady, thank you for caring for my chick.

Rito hatchings bond with the first person they meet upon hatching and I cannot in good faith take my child away from the place and people she has begun her life with.

I know I have no right to ask such things of someone so above my station - but my Lady, I request of you in great respect; you be my baby's godmother? Please, allow us to move to Gerudo Town and serve you and your people together.

[askthegerudochieftain]

Oh worry not Revali ! Please go rest dear, no need to go sick about "making it up", I can imagine this was all stressful enough for you alright...

And as for you two...

Yes, it would be an honor to welcome you in our town and continue to see this little one, I shall be her "Godmother" indeed... it sounds like a wonderful plan ! And please, you needn't worry about serving us, you could stay for no charge, getting to see my tiny bird everyday is more than enough for me... oh maybe we could slay a Lynel to celebrate, how about this little one ?

[askthegerudochieftain]

Oh there you are ! Please you needn't scream so loud, the little one might be scared... She's fine I promise you, we took care of her to the best of our ability. I'm honestly just glad you came here in one piece, i'm surprised Jasper hasn't done anything to you yet !

Most importantly, i'm not mad at you... mistakes happen you big bird !

...I suppose the other rito you brought is her mother is that not...? Well I... guess this is our goodbye right little one...? Oh i'll miss you...

OH wait ! Before I forget...

Here is her scimitar, that is the fang of her first bokoblin, a horn from a poor lizalfos she murdered, this was the sickle of the yiga we killed together yesterday, oh and there's the guts of a molduga we met and slayed during one of our walk !

[askthegerudochieftain]

[CONSTRUCT SYSTEMS]

You appear to be caring for a: Rito Juvenile.

Do you require any assistance with this task?

This inquiry has been made by Zonai @construct-0193-j

Oh it's you ! It's been a while...

Well, i've been taking care of her as best as I could with the limited informations I could find. It's true we dont really have much knowledge on how to raise a Rito here, so i've been trying to take care of her... the gerudo way let's say.

While she is healthy and well, I cannot help but rightfully believe that my methods are not the best...

How about you let me know of the "correct" way of raising a young Rito, or any informations related to it for that matter ?

[askthegerudochieftain]

What are you going to do with this new baby? Will you tell Revali what happened and send it back to Rito village? Or will you raise it as your own?

Hmm well, as much as the idea of raising her sounds quite like something that I would deeply enjoy and wish to do... I heavily doubt that such a thing would be a good idea...

You see, as we obviously do not share the same race, I would be unable to teach her things that only another rito could. As an example: flying. And no matter how much I could study on that very topic, it would never equal being taught from another rito.

Speaking of which, as this egg was meant to be unfertilized, I could easily guess that some eggs were mixed up somehow. And right now, a poor rito mother is probably desperately looking for her lost egg. I cannot in good conscience keep her knowing this.

Now I will indeed contact Revali on that matter, or send someone else do so depending on if the little one will let me go do that very thing...

[askthegerudochieftain]

((can't believe I have to do this but i'll now permanentely remove Kalista from this blog, just forget about her alright ?

She was supposed to be a cool oc inspired by Rahlin (asktheritochampion) and just a sweet way to interact with another character or get to know stuff you wouldnt know by asking just Urbosa.

but no, yall had to harass the shit outta me because I dared give her a name similar to another rp blog's oc. I wasn't aware the name was similar, it was just a poor coicidence, perhaps did we pulled our names from the same sources ?

Yall pathetic, go touch grass seriously can't you all for once in your life treat something gerudo related with respect ??))

[askthegerudochieftain]

Congrats on the new hatchling! Though your wife seems...hungry... Should you be worried about that?

Ahah thank you dear...

About Jasper, do not worry, she was just a bit... disappointed by the fact this egg wasn't unfertilised as we all originally thought... She would never eat our baby, she might joke about it, but it would be purely to scare people away, nothing serious.

She might not look like it, but she's a very capable mother ! When the princess was but a newborn, and the queen would come in town with her... she was so very careful when holding our little bird in her hands, she was so scared about accidentally hurting her... Jasper was looking at me with such confused and innocent eyes, unsure about what to do...

[askthegerudochieftain]

Urbosa,

Find attached to this massive an egg.

We Rito lay our young at certain times of the year, and this week is egging week. We end up with dozens, if not hundreds of unfertilised eggs in the village.

It is tradition for the women to cook and eat their own eggs to reclaim the lost calcium it takes to produce them. However, we have supplements for such things now, and many Rito are offput by the idea of eating something they have lain.

However, Rito eggs are really something quite nutritionally incredible. One Rito egg can feed a family of four, and has enough vitamins and proteins to sustain a person for a week if needed. Thus they have become quite the rare delicacy amongst many different races - especially Goron.

We have rather a lot of spares at current, and having met your...interesting choice of a mate, it seems as if protein is likely a well needed source in your household.

Enjoy it, throw it away, I don't really care what you do. Just don't say I never think of you.

Regards,

Champion Revali, Pride of the Rito, Master of the Skies.

My... that sure is a tradition I wasn't aware off... I do appreciate the gift... hm... i'm sure Jasper might like it indeed although... I must say I might feel a bit bad simply eating it... do we really have t-

WAIT IS IT HATCHING ?! I THOUGHT-

I'm a mother...

Now... how do I uh... take care of a baby rito...

[askthegerudochieftain]

Insert suspiciously banana shaped sand seal plush @master-kohga-top-banana

[askthegerudochieftain]

Hey...Is this a bad time?

REVALI ?!

HOW DID YOU- ? WHY ARE YOU- ?

ARE YOU ALRIGHT ???? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP ??

[asktheritochampion]

No, I'm not alright, and yes, I require aid.

Can I speak to your wife? Zelda says she has also been experiencing...strange magic. I need to know how she dispelled it so that I can figure out how to undo...this.

Also while we're on the topic, I can't beleive you had a wife all this time and you never told me. I wasn't even introduced. What, am I not important enough to you? The audacity.

...

Also could you maybe ask your guards to stop attacking me? I'd wear a disguise but they don't make clothes this large, and technically my feet are still outside of the town walls. One of them just shot a cannon at my rear. I'm not here to cause trouble, this is simply an emergency situation.

[askthegerudochieftain]

*ahem* Everyone if you could stop attacking the giant rito, he wont hurt any of us ! ... sarqso... you should all go back to duty now...

...

Alright so... My wife... Jasper... yes we've been together for a while, 20 years since our marriage in fact. In truth, you've seen her already, she's also my bodyguard after all, therefore she tend to... be close to me when I dont explicitly tell her to stay in town ! It's just... she tend to be a bit... guarded when in public, so by her wish I did not tackle the subject... That and... we simply did not had a lot of time... we all got quite busy...

To come back to our problem, she indeed has been experiencing strange magic, so did I in fact... and whereas my problem was fixed thanks to Purah, it only worked because my problem was time related, not size, therefore this probably wont be the solution to your problem...

Though i'm unaware of how Jasper got rid of her magical problems, and I did not have the occasion to ask her since, the last time we talked wasn't the most pleasant talk in fact...

But I shall seek her yes, although i'm unsure of how cooperative she'll be, she expressed quite the disdain against you after all... however you are definitly not the first nor last person whom she spoke of in such a way. Know that it's merely her being quite wary of the persons she doesn't know.

Just one thing, I would really suggest you to be careful about what you say, she can... get angry quite easily. However since she's still recovering from our last interaction and her magical ordeals I believe she shall be less likely to try to... jump at you or similar agressive gestures...

[askthegerudochieftain]

Hey...Is this a bad time?

REVALI ?!

HOW DID YOU- ? WHY ARE YOU- ?

ARE YOU ALRIGHT ???? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP ??

[askurbosasbodyguard]

JASPER SUSAN PATRICIA MAKEELA !

...

Now that you're sober... we need to talk.

-- @askthegerudochieftain

[askthegerudochieftain]

Are you- ?

*sigh* come on Jasper dont hide behind the couch like that !

I just... wish to talk and understand what were you thinking taking Zelda to the bar ?! She's not old enough!

And that's not even the worse, you were unable to control the quantity of alcohol you had and ended completely drunk !

And not only were you drunk, you started to... just... vent in front of her, she does not need a reminder about what happened to her mother !!

Yes we all miss her, but that's not a reason to dump all your grief on the poor girl alright ?

[askurbosasbodyguard]

C-Chief I...

...

I fucked up I know... I'm... I'm sorry...

I don't really know what I was thinking...you were just... you got transformed into a toddler and I was... a big goron and I just... I think I was ... scared... ? I did not know what to do and I just... I fucked up ...

I thought the princess would like it... I know she needs to rest and I just... made it worse...

I'm sorry...

[askthegerudochieftain]

... I appreciate your excuses...

but I'm not the one you should apologize to...

...

Go on... she's still in town... just be mindful about what you'll say okay ? I think she was really affected by what you said, despite the fact she might say otherwise...

[askurbosasbodyguard]

JASPER SUSAN PATRICIA MAKEELA !

...

Now that you're sober... we need to talk.

-- @askthegerudochieftain

[askthegerudochieftain]

Are you- ?

*sigh* come on Jasper dont hide behind the couch like that !

I just... wish to talk and understand what were you thinking taking Zelda to the bar ?! She's not old enough!

And that's not even the worse, you were unable to control the quantity of alcohol you had and ended completely drunk !

And not only were you drunk, you started to... just... vent in front of her, she does not need a reminder about what happened to her mother !!

Yes we all miss her, but that's not a reason to dump all your grief on the poor girl alright ?

[askthegerudochieftain]

“Hehe… guess who’s here now! The one! The only! The stupendous chief of the Yiga Clan…! MASTER KOHGA!!! Hehehehe!”

@master-kohga-top-banana

YOU ?!

Oh you got some nerves showing your face here ! What do you want ? nevermind of course I know...

[master-kohga-top-banana]

“Just hand over that little helm of yours… and this will go by easy! After all, we both know it doesn’t really even belong to you!”

[askthegerudochieftain]

... I knew it....

Once again: no. By the Seven why are you so obsessed in putting your hands on it ! Not only that helm was in my family for.... centuries !

But you couldnt even use it ! Are you aware you would need someone with my blood to activate its power ?

Well I mean... that wouldn't be a problem if you're only stealing to have a pretty treasure... of course ...

[master-kohga-top-banana]

“I think you know quite well who it’s for!”

[askthegerudochieftain]

... your ego ?

Did you just come alone... and thought just asking me to get the Thunder Helm would .. work ..???

[askthegerudochieftain]

“Hehe… guess who’s here now! The one! The only! The stupendous chief of the Yiga Clan…! MASTER KOHGA!!! Hehehehe!”

@master-kohga-top-banana

YOU ?!

Oh you got some nerves showing your face here ! What do you want ? nevermind of course I know...

[master-kohga-top-banana]

“Just hand over that little helm of yours… and this will go by easy! After all, we both know it doesn’t really even belong to you!”

[askthegerudochieftain]

... I knew it....

Once again: no. By the Seven why are you so obsessed in putting your hands on it ! Not only that helm was in my family for.... centuries !

But you couldnt even use it ! Are you aware you would need someone with my blood to activate its power ?

Well I mean... that wouldn't be a problem if you're only stealing to have a pretty treasure... of course ...

[askthegerudochieftain]

“Hehe… guess who’s here now! The one! The only! The stupendous chief of the Yiga Clan…! MASTER KOHGA!!! Hehehehe!”

@master-kohga-top-banana

YOU ?!

Oh you got some nerves showing your face here ! What do you want ? nevermind of course I know...