FEMALE!reader, and you've never done it with any of them
A/N; I don't know??? I really don't??? Im rlly bored.
You and your precious friend Yea Miko, were having a normal conversation like any other set of friends, but then the seemingly usual friendly conversation had turned into Miko daring you to do a rather hilarious thing in her perspective, and you being the daredevil that you are, you accepted the challenge rather gleefully.
—Arataki Itto
"I'm pregnant, and its yours." You blurted, holding the most gunt expression you could muster.
"Woah, dude, no way! I'm gonna have an Oni son!" A wide grin stretched across his features. "I'm gonna be an Oni dad!" You blinked at him, not expecting his rather non-cholent reaction.
"No! Arataki, I was joking!" You laughed, abandoning your facade. "We never did it before how can it be yours?" He cocked a brow in puzzelment.
"Did what before?" He asked. You let out another laugh, thinking he was simply messing around, but when you caught the look on his face that only displayed genuine confusion, your laughter ceased.
"Haha... You know... It. The... uh baby ritual...?" You awkwardly stated, your smile fading as the perplexed look on his face stretched. His eyes blew wide and his features contorted into one of surprise.
"There's a ritual to make babies?!" He exclaimed, almost excitedly.
"No... yes... When the woman gets her egg and the man gets his... thing fluid thingy..." You murmured. He gasped.
"You guys lay eggs?!" He said. Your features twisted into one of pure disbelief. "That's cool! Can we do that too?"
'This literally can't be real.' You grimaced.
—Gorou
"Hey, Gorou." You walked into the almost inhabitant bar, sitting beside your oblivious victim.
"Oh, hello! Good to see you again." He perked up at your presence. Something close to bitterness pooled under your tongue, and perhaps the slightest hint of guilt. You cleared your throat and put on your distressed front, getting into character.
"I have something to tell you..." You looked away from him. He frowned, confused by the rather dramatic act.
"Yeah?" He said.
"I'm pregnant." You let out, turning to look at him rather dramatically. I almost laughed when the bartender flashed an almost-knowing look.
"Oh. Congra-!"
"It's yours." You were almost astounded by how quick his face morphed into a look of sheer, utter horror. The air stilled and the atmosphere fell silent, the only sound heard wLas the bartender's uncomfortable coughing. You masked your laugh with a fake sniffle, pulling out a handkerchief from your pocket and drying your imaginary tears with it.
"HUH!?" He yelled, backing up in his seat. "It can't be mine! We never...!"
"We did!" You exclaimed, covering your face. "We were both drunk and-"
"What!?" He yelled again, backing up even further. "No no no I don't do that, I don't get drunk."
"But it's true...! We were both sooo drunk, and then you picked me up- bridal style- and took me back to my home, then you started taking off your-"
"Enough!!" he fell off the chair, his face growing pale.
"Oh, but Gorou dear-"
"This can't be happening." He muttered, staring at nothing.
"Oh, dear... Can you fetch me a glass of water, please?" You turned to the bartender, who looked mildly concerned but decided it was best to mind his business. He quickly retrieved a glass of water and placed it on the counter as you kneeled down next to the Gorou and helped him up, using all your strength to quill back your chuckle.
"Let's talk about this sensibly.." You muttered as you passed him the glass of water. He quickly snatched it from your grasp, his eyes looking anywhere but at yours with his face completely flushed.
"We both made a terrible mistake that day, and... made something else in the process..." You didn't miss how he tensed up. "But we must bare responsibility for it!"
"Right... You're right.." He sighed, his gaze still averted from yours. "But are you sure you're pregnant? and are you sure it's mine!?!?" He desperately asked.
"Yes, I am sure, I haven't slept with any other man." You confessed. "Anyway, onto the matter at hand, I've already decided what we're going to name it!"
"Huh...?" He gawked at you, telepathically asking if you were being serious. "B-but we still need to figure out other things!! Like- do we get married!? and if we don't what do we tell the others!? and- oh archons... what am I going to tell her excellency...?" He clutched at his hair.
"Oh, that's just unnecessary details." You waved your hand dismissively at him.
"But-"
"So I was thinking, if it's a boy we're going to name him, 'You've been', and if it was a girl we'd name her 'Pranked'."
His mouth fell agape.
—Heizou
"I'm pleased to have you invite me to your humble abode, but I do have some business to attend to soon so I might have to leave... soon..." He rubbed the back of his neck. "Why the long face?" You shook your head.
"Don't worry about it, please have a seat" You patted the empty space on the couch next to you, and he gladly guided himself to his assigned seat. You pulled both his hands in yours prompting him to properly face you.
"Heizou, I have to tell you something very important." You stated, giving him a stern look.
"Go right ahead, I'm all ears." He flashed you another one of his charismatic smiles.
"I'm pregnant, and it's yours." His expression sure did change, but you couldn't tell what thought laid behind his deadpanned eyes.
"...Um? Heizou?" You snapped your fingers in front of his face.
"Ah! Yes! well... um..." He pursed his lips together as glanced at something behind you.
You gasped as he jumped up from his seat and sprinted past you, leaping out of your window and scurrying away from your home.
"YOU BASTARD!!" You yelled out from your window. "This makes me think like he's done this to someone else before..."
—Wanderer (In other words, Scaramouche)
You sucked in a breath as the man covered in striking blue attire stared at your form, his expression full of disdain. He doesn't appreciate his precious time being wasted by some mortal, however, he doesn't hold much resentment toward you to shoo you away.
"Thank you for hearing me out." You said.
"Yeah yeah, just get on with it." He clicked his tongue, crossing his arms.
"I'm pregnant... and it's yours." You revealed, your eyes downcast. You slowly peaked your eyes up when the infamous wanderer kept silent for longer than expected, and was greated by a judgmental glare.
"What do you take me for?? an idiot?" He hissed, his scowl deepening.
"Whatever do you mean?" You placed a hand over your chest.
"You think I can't see through your facade??" He glared.
"I don't understand-"
"I'm a puppet, (Y/n), for Archon's sake! I don't produce semen." He waved his hand out in exaggeration, showcasing his frustration. Your lips parted then clamped shut, realization setting in.
"Oh..." You scratched your cheek. "I didn't think of that..."
Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned
A/n: yes you can 👀 (also this is very short so apologies T^T)
Now I’m going to assume here… but I think (key word think) that gorou is a shiba? I’ve heard mixed things, but I’m gonna assume he’s a shiba.
So, with that in mind, he probably was… excited to see someone else like him. But then his face went :c when he saw you were… more catlike than he would’ve preferred.
It’s not bad or anything, but he is a little disappointed. He wanted to meet another dog like himself :’)
He probably is quick to try and get close to you, and by that I mean, he’s very friendly very quickly. But then he realizes he’s being too friendly, and will distance himself.
He can never quite get a read on you, you’re so similar to him yet so different, and every time he tries to understand you he can’t for whatever reason. And that bugs him. I just thought I’d add that detail in, because now this means he’s going to be skeptical of you, and probably try to get closer to you.
I think being a cat (basically) makes gorou very skeptical of you, though I think he’s a skeptical person either way. But at the same time he’s constantly trying to get closer to you, try to figure you out without being too obvious.
Synopsis; Kissing them and leaving a rather eye-catching lipstick stain on their lips
Genre; fluff
Characters; Kazuha, Diluc, Gorou, Itto
A/N; so I lost a bet... And I'm trying out a new format! Anyways, enjoy
Edit; this is getting a lot more attention than expected, I might do a pt 2 with other characters
–Kazuha
"I wasn't aware that you were one to wear such striking cosmetics." Kazuha cracked a tender smile, strolling closer to you, your back facing him, as he met your eyes in the mirror you stood before. You returned the gentle grin, placing down the thin lipstick brush besides the bowl of rich, scarlet dye. Your smile streched wider as you turned to face him. Excitement was quite evident on your features, but he was much too distracted by your... new look to notice, his gaze briefly straying down to your lips before snapping back to look up into your eyes.
"You like it?" You asked. He didn't miss the hint of cockyness in your tone. He let out a silent chuckle.
"Enchanting as always, darling." He responded, stepping closer. "I'm sure the crew will have nothing but words of praise for it too."
"you flatter me too much. But honestly, I simply wanted to do this." In swift motion, you briskly inched forward, leaning in front of your clueless partner and planting a quick yet firm kiss, not directly on his lips but a bit off to the side. Kazuha blinked in light shock. He hadn't expected your loving gesture, mostly because he knew it would make the lipstick fade, and he was aware of the effort it took to make it look this good.
You flashed him a closed eyed smile and innocently headed out of the room, leaving a slightly puzzled Kazuha behind. When he glanced in the mirror and spotted the rather eye-catching mark on the side of his lips, it finally occured to him what you meant by your statement. He smiled to himself and felt his face heat up, before following after you.
–Diluc
Diluc adjusted his ink-black gloves as he made his way into your room, searching for his usual morning farewell before he leaves the house for business. His eyes landed on your form, seated comfortably on a chair beside the window with your legs crossed, your hand grasping a book you had found lonesomely laying around the manor. He found himself admiring your preplection, how heveanly you looked under the reflection of the sun, then, his focus moved down to your lips, taking in the vibrant colour it was coated with. His gaze were lost on them, memorising every smitten detail he could note. The awful desire to kiss you only grew the longer he stared at you, but he contemplated the thought, he was headed off to the city afterall and it wouldn't be pleasant for him to walk around with stained lips, an obvious sign of-
"Diluc? What is it?" Your voice pulled him out of his daze.
"hm? Oh-" He straightened his back and awkwardly coughed into his fist, his eyes looking elsewhere. He hadn't realised he was staring. "It's nothing."
"You sure?" You raised a brow at him, the corners of your mouth curving into a teasing grin.
"Yes. Its just- I'm heading out." He announced, glancing at you. You hummed, placing the book down on the small table before you. You stood up and walked over to him, gently grabbing him from the sides of his face and leaning in to connect your lips. He gladly returned your warm kiss, his eyes fluttering shut to relish in the fleeting moment. You pulled away and smiled at him, before glancing down at his lips. Your thumb pressed down and slided over them, as if smudging something on his face.
Now he stood at the entrance of dawn winery, a handchif hovering a mere inch over his mouth, his brows knitting together as he wondered if he should wipe the bright stain off or leave it as a thoughtful gift from his lover. So long as he didn't run into the obnoxious Calvary captain, no one would give him any trouble for the unique and rather obvious mark on his lips. He exhaled from his nose and tucked the beige fabric into the pocket of his uniform as he exited his hime. He hid his bashfulness as some of the staff's gazes lingered awkardly on Diluc's face.
–Gorou
Gorou bit down on the end of the chalk pencil as his eyes skimmed through the transportation reports. His eyes glanced over to the pile of papers stacked next to him, worn out and crippled after one of the soldiers accidentally dropped the large envelopes into a stray puddle on the way to deliver them, now he had to wait for a new copy to arrive because the majority of the words on the papers were smeared and incomprehensible. His ears twitched when he heard the tent flap open, followed by footsteps nearing him.
"A set of dry reports for you, handsome general." You bent down and placed the stack of envelopes down beside Gorou. He peered up at you, flashing you a greatful smile as a flush of heat crept up his neck at the teasing nickname.
"I didn't expect them to get here so quick. Thank you, Love." He gave a quick nod and glanced back down at the papers laying before him, returning back to his duties. You stood still for a few seconds, your brows frowning a bit when he didn't comment on your bright lipstick. Had he not noticed it?
"Hey, Gorou."
"Yes-?" He turned his head up, his eyes still locked onto the documents. You quickly leaned down and gave him a kiss. His eyes widened at your sudden action. He stared at you for a few moments once you pulled away, then looked away, his face red and flushed in embarrassment.
"Y-you-" he stummered. He cleared his throat, avoiding your gaze. "You should really give me a warning." You raised a brow at him. He still didn't notice? You shrugged. He's bound to notice either way. Gorou continued his work as you left the camp, his flusteredness slowly dissipating. Unbeknown to him, he had a smeared kiss stain on his lips. Naturally, he was rather confused at how strange his soldiers were acting when they spoke to him, some not even daring to look him in the eyes. Even Kokomi looked like she was about to burst into a fit of giggles whilst she addressed him.
Imagine his surprise when he catches his reflection in a body of water, his eyes instinctively straying down to his mouth upon catching a glimpse of something unfamiliar, something... Strawberry coloured. He squinted his eyes.
Oh
–Itto
"(Y/n)!!!" Itto happily trotted towards you. You whipped your head around at the call of your name, clutching the grocery basket tighter to your side. You jolted when Itto wrapped his arms around your waist and swept you off your feet, a wide grin splitting across his face. He tightened his grip on your waist, drawing your face closer and sealing your lips together in a kiss. It lasted longer than he had intended.
"I missed you!!" He whined, gently placing you down as his hands moved to rest and your hips. You glanced down at his mouth then chuckled. Seems like he did your job for you. Your hand moved to caress his cheek.
"Itto, we literally saw eachother two days ago." You responded, lightly tapping the side of his face.
"I like your lipstick!" He beamed, then licked his top lip. "Cherry flavoured." You laughed, much louder this time.
"Boss!!! Where did you run off to?" You both turned to the sound of multiple footsteps, only to be met with the three members of the infamous Arataki Gang. They glanced at you, their lips forming an 'o' shape in realisation. You smiled awkwardly at them and gave them a small wave, which they enthusiastically returned.
"oh, right! Sorry, cute face, I've got some business to take care of." He let go of your sides. "business only me, of course, the great and strong Oni, can deal with." He flashed a confident grin, his hand sliding over his hair dramatically. You sighed and shook your head, a smile adorning your features. Before he walked off to his little gang, you hurriedly placed a kiss on his cheek, creating yet another mark on his face. He smile widened obliviously at you in response.
With that, he was off to fend off evil, all while his band members stifled in their laughs, waving him off whenever he asked 'what was so funny'.
omg au where gorous a vv famous streamer and he makes a stream dedicated to like decorating his christmastree with his lover, and while putting the star on top of the tree she falls and gorou catches her, (CHATS FREAKING OUT)
they go on social media the next few days to see “those” edits about that very moment.
Synopsis: streamer Au Gorou >:)
Warnings: not proofread
Game/ fandom: genshin impact
Character: gorou
Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned
A/n: I’ve been thinking of writing streamer Au stuff… so thank you sm for this request <3 (genuinely love this Au)
There were lights twinkling outside, and inside your house, your Christmas decorations making your house the brightest in the neighborhood, hell maybe even the whole town!
The camera was set up just perfectly, so the audience could see almost the entire tree. Gorou talking to his very large chat, while getting out some more ornaments, hanging up all the ones and talking about some that had significance.
Of course chat was also very focused on you, as you rarely make an appearance. You didn’t mind the questions, comments, or anything of the like though, in fact you rather enjoyed the attention. Little did you know it was about to get so much more intense.
“Here it is!” Gorou said his tail slightly wagging at the shiny object in his hands, “here’s the star love, wanna put it on the tree” with a soft smile he handed you the star, seeing as you were already on the step ladder.
Much to your dismay, the tree was a little too tall, and you were a little too short. Standing on your tippy toes, and stretching your arms as far as you could, you placed the star on top of the tree. But, you leaned too far forward losing your balance and falling off the ladder.
Your life flashed before your eyes fearing you would never get to see the look on Gorou’s face when he opened his present from you on Christmas morning. Truly would be tragic don’t you think?
At the last second Gorou caught you, his heavy breath fanning your face as he was… panicking. Adrenaline still running through your veins you, stayed in that position for a hot second.
“Are you ok? You didn’t hurt yourself right? Nothing… in pain?” Gorou said almost with a motherly tone. He worry’s so much about you. After establishing that you were fine, he scolded you for not asking for his help.
In the middle of his lecture you looked over at the computer you were using to look at chat once and a while, and it was… full of emotes and “OH MY GOD.” “SO CUTEEE” and “SHEHJSKSGS”
You started laughing, and gorous ears noticeably turned downward in frustration… until he noticed chat. Becoming flustered immediately when he noticed. Neither of you were able to forget that for the rest of gorous career.
