#goroweavile

[milochmagic]

*Destino approaches Goro with their usual smug attitude.*

Destino: Goro, buddy, I've been thinking, and I mean really thinking. That mask of yours. You can do so much better than that. Seriously, did you cobble it together using scraps? Was it a 5 minute job because it looks like something you'd expect a 3 year old to make. Perhaps you should make a new one. One that covers more than just your face. In fact, maybe go with a full outfit that covers everything. At least then I won't have to look at you and want to wretch.

[ @ask-the-royal-absol ]

[milochmagic]

to Kaz : I go to Cortondo at the Every Wich Way and get a sandwich for you . I do not want you to go without anything to eat

Huh. Well -- Goro stop poking me -- thanks ... ?

[milochmagic]

Woah, neat! Now I’m all crispy!

NEVER SPEAK OF THIS. ...also thank you.

[milochmagic]

i’m drowning in schoolwork and also germs

but in the meantime here’s gijinka versions for the WEEZULS

[milochmagic]

what does goro think of the lady weavile he just met?

If that's what you were insinuating, that is. If not, then BOOM! Fun fact! First one's free, the rest you gotta pay for. She was cool though. I liked her piercings. Personally I don't think I'd ever shove bits of metal through my flesh on purpose, but different strokes for different folks.

[milochmagic]

That sounds like Goro ... Maybe I should go see ...

What is going on.

She is violently attacking me!! I’m going to die!!

He tried to take my crisps!!

Oh ... uh, can you put him down, please? I’ll take it from here.

It’s not my fault you’re a beanpole! Also I was hungry leave me alone.

Uh-huh. Don’t do this again, please. 

[milochmagic]

Vincent: The abominable creature waved at the other Pokemon. "H-Hey.", He meekly said, trying to greet them in a friendly manner. "I've, uh... Never seen you lot here before. I-Is it alright if I ask who you are and, um, w-what you are doing here?"

You are one of the most freakishly freakish things I have ever seen! And that says a lot, pal! Ah, I'd love nothing more but to dissect you right this m--

No one is getting dissected today. For the record, I'm Kaz, and the Weavile on your face is Goro. Sorry about him.

You're no fun.

[ @ask-the-abomination ]