Round 1 Match 23: @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me vs. @gosteon
Nick glanced at his arm, reading to himself.
“So now we have uhhh @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me and, damn I have cheese and glitter all over my arm, @gosteon! Both are return phighters!”
“How did you get cheese all over your arm?” Danny asked.
“Just a side effect of hanging out with Steph,” Nick told him. “Cheese thing is just something that happens whenever you hang out with people from Wisconsin. Like Vlad. Ever notice how everything just has much cheese when he’s around?” A look of recognition hit Danny.
“That’s where all the cheese that shows up at our house comes from....”
Gos looked exhausted as she stepped in, their Uno card ready. You could just tell from the look in their eyes that she just endured the hell that is working a long shift mopping up the Phight Club arena. Godspeed, Gos. We appreciate the fuck outta you.
“So, I think it’s time we start making some happy little trees,” their opponent spoke. Stain pulled out their art palette, and began to paint trees onto the arena floor. “Something to brighten your mood, to make you feel happy.”
“Then I’ll just use my reverse uno card like this!” Gos announced. The tree paintings were removed, and the paint job stuck to Stain. Their transparent skin made the artwork look beautiful, and they smiled. The uno reverse didn’t quite work as planned.
“Thank you! Now please, let me paint you a happy little tree.”
Stain began to paint a cute little nature scenery on Gos’s arm. Gos was smiling as she excitedly admired all the happy trees.
“...Is this a win? I think this is a win? Most of my phighters end up oddly wholesome, what is this nonsense? Uh, congrats to @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me though!”
