#feintler

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Don't you think it's weird that the Lorax is annoying you more lately? Feels like somethings up. Maybe him saying something bad is gonna happen is a threat?

…  I didn’t think about that.

But…  Why would he threaten me?  He says we’re friends. 

Although…he has been pretty against my business since the beginning…

He says he wants the best for me, so…why would he try and stop my progress?  Unless…he wants me to fail…?

…

[teacupconfections]

@feintler the legendary bush... |*3*)/

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[knighthearts]

feint

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phantomtype

can i get in on this jam

ghostler:

an automatic baseline of b00/10 (b=8)

a good bean with the best color combo around he gets +50 points for so much green

an added bonus of +3424 for

not giving a single fuck

final score: 4274/10

werewolfler:

YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH A GOOD PUP

800808 JUST FOR BEING A PUP

+9 for being a onceler

PLUS CHECK OUT THOSE AWOOS

thats another 10000000 for good awoos

-3 for shedding

final score: 10800814/10

halloweenler:

halloween is literally the best day of the year automatic 10311031 for halloween aesthetic

plus

this is quite the attractive man

+30 and another +605 for sharp teefos

final score: 10311666

saiyanler:

i know he doesnt technically have a blog but ummmmm dbz is like my favorite thing so CHILDHOOD/10

look at this fuckin beanpole can he even lift. a master race of super warriors and he’s such a babe

final score: 9000+/10

slimeler:

another one i dont know much about but check that fashion sense

fantastic colors. lots of green. good hair. he gets 1359 alone for green +9 for oncelerism

final score: 1368/10

my fuckin boy feintler:

im gonna romance the shit out of this guy/10

+92316 for Edge™ and another +834738 for

M A X I M U M  M O N S T E R

final score: 65480289/10

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A nice picture of @phantomtype‘s Feintler up against the ever angry Yharnamler!

Art done by @deliciouslimes who i give far too much money to, and you totally should too 8)

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There’s quiet in the Once-ler’s office, save for the faint sound of machinery coming from outside of his open doors.  The Lorax’s footsteps are too soft to be heard as he approaches.

“Hey, Beanpole, can I talk to ya for a minute?”

There’s a pause as the man in the chair takes a drag from his cigar before he blows out the smoke.

“Talk about what?  How you’re trying to tear my plans apart and ruin my business like you’ve always wanted?”

The Lorax hesitates.  “What...?”

“Don’t play dumb.  You’ve been against me from the beginning, haven’t you?  I’ll bet you’ve come to talk me out of all this again, right?”

A furry, orange foot steps forward.  “Look, I know that’s not what ya wanna hear, but I need ya to understand the gravity of the situation.  The valley is—”

The Once-ler stands from his chair and turns to face the other.  A cold glare rests on his face.  “Here we go again with the valley.  I know how much you love your trees, but I need them for my business to work!  So what if a few animals have to move?  That’s just a sacrifice that has to be made to make way for the bigger picture.”

The Lorax takes another step, his hands held out pleadingly.  “C’mon, listen to yourself!  You know this isn’t right!  This isn’t you!”

“What do you know about me?  You never really cared about my happiness, did you?  You were always too worried about your precious trees to ever think about what I wanted, what I needed to be successful in life.  Well, now I’ve found success, without you, and I’m not going to let you ruin it.”  The darkly-clothed man turns away after a moment, holding a hand up to his head as if he suddenly has a headache.  He closes his eyes.  “I’m done talking with you.  Get out, before I call security to throw you out instead.”

Silence falls over the room as the two stand there, not speaking anymore.  Soon enough, the Lorax lets his hands down to his sides and lowers his gaze to the floor, defeated for now.  He disappears out the door, leaving the Once-ler alone once again.

[feintler-blog]

Dude do you even like,,,have friends?

Other than that…I guess I haven’t really thought about making friends.  I’ve been too busy.