#got em

[arachnidominatrix]

jimmy morrison and the door

[adisokay]

bro i have my “tool of choice” iykyk in the back of my phone case my brother saw it and was pressing me out over text so i looked up shows that have said tool of choice in it and i said its a thing with my friends bc we like peaky blinders and he actually believed it (i think) but now i have to watch the show

[bellypovs2]

GLP-1? GLP 1 deez nuts.

[quartermastr]

Hopeless romantic aroace Ryland Grace, anyone? Am I projecting? Yeah, Projecting Hail Mary.

[userfish]

this was marner in his rookie year. legit how do you get that small. a baby

[ninibobiniland]

No babe, gosh i didn’t know, thank you so so much for letting me know, god it was stressing me out so bad wondering if I was or wasn’t. And the poetic way you posed it as a question, the undertone of perversion and degradation in asking me if “I understand”, thank you for thinking that I’m so blissfuly ignorant to have not been corrupted by fuckheads such as yourself. But anyways moral of the story, you should always come onto a girl especially when you haven’t asked her age or if she’s into it, girls fucking LOVE that and we’ll think you’re a big strong man who takes what he wants! we definitely won’t be thinking “this creepy asshole can fuck off and die”. No, this is me saying have not doubt or reflect about your perverted behavior because everyone only lives to serve you!! 

[ninibobiniland]

Outta me you mother fucking cock sucking fuck ass hoe bastard cunt bitch ass cuk shit bag stupid dog fucking toe sucking whore ass piece of shit. 💝