Ok so what if I am this and while we are cuddling I disassemble myself and reassembly myself around you. I fully cuddle you inside my rib cage and place my skull atop your head like a helmet. You are one with me, literally inside my rib cage and can not be closer.
You are maybe a cool goth walking around with bone jewelry. Human bones dangle from your skirt, around your neck and waist, but its me. I am with you. I am always with you I am yours. (you may be my summoner) I love you! But then, that bitch of a professor is mean to you so you stance and point at them, signaling me to leap from you and reassemble just beside you mimicking your pose (see attached). The professor has a heart attack and dies, which means you don't need to deal with them anymore. And you only needed to lift one finger.
While on a walk/date we see a dog and you are allowed to pet it, so long as it gets to bite me, since I am made out of bones. Yes it hurts but you are so cute when you get to pet a little puppy. The dog looks up at you cutely with my forearm, it clearly is so innocent and has done nothing wrong.
[Insert joke about getting boned] (maybe I can add a firm dildo to the skeleton and animate it for a bit... maybe I will feel the strap!)
