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Unpopular opinion vegan edition: If you quit being vegan because vegan food is bland and unappetizing then you cant season shit bro.
Today alone I had blood oranges, pears, mushroom spinach toast, tofu veggie gyoza with a spicy cashew sauce, pumpkin banana bread with hulled hemp, walnuts and dried fruit, tonight is "chicken" and roasted veggie burritos with a soy cream and guacamole.
My Waffles are sexy as helllll
Vegan Belgium waffles
I have spent 3 weeks battling a sourdough starter because I'm dedicated to making a veggie friendly croque monsieur....
I've made them before but when you get the cravin's....
Least favorite vegan food?
Ill start: Daiya. Daiya scarred me emotionally back in the day. Idk how long the new formula has been out or havent tried it.
Underrated Recipe: English Muffin Pizzas
Let's be honest, I dont take pictures of shit. I'd rather eat it hot, I'll work on it though. This is just a simple, lazy snack or meal. It tastes good, it's cheap as hell. You can switch it up with toppings, "cheeses", hell's bells even the damn breading. I've used mini bagels. Bomb as hell.
6 English muffins - cut in half
12 tbsp of pizza sauce, marinara, spaghetti sauce.
12 tbsp or 3/4 cup of shredded cheese or cheese slices. Vegan.
1/4 cup olive oil, you may need way less. So play it by ear.
Toppings of choice. Ive use black olives, thawed peppers and onions drained, spinach, tomatoes, mushrooms, yves pepperonis, tofurky deli slices, beyond chicken shreds... etcetera etcetera.. up to you.
Preheat your oven to 400-425. Add some olive oil to your baking pan or pizza pan to lightly grease the pan. Add your muffin halves, cut side up. Add some oil to the tops of them. Toss that in your oven until they get toasty on top, pull them out. Top with sauce, toppings then cheese. Toss them back in until melty and pizza like.
Cool for a bit before smashing into face with the aggression of 1000 suns.
Vegan grilled cheese Recipe
I'm still working on perfecting the others as promised, so here is an easy peasy one.
2 pieces of your favorite bread, I used homemade in mine.
2 slices of Chao cheese, follow your heart etc.*
1 tbsp of softened vegan butter
Olive oil
Heat skillet on medium, use a few drops of water to test the heat. Assemble sandwich, use butter for outside. Put a bit of oil in the pan, fry that daddy. Both sides until brown, melt, and amazing.
Feel free to add veggies inside, or guacamole to dip or any of the following sauces below or even some soup.
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Dipping sauce ideas
Vegan honey mustard: 1/4 cup dijon, 1/4 cup yellow or 1/2 of either. 2 tbsp of v honee, or agave. Whisk the ever loving shit out of it. Spices to taste.
Spicy mustard: it's in a jar at the store... Walmart got one like .98
Spicy mayo: v. mayo, couple dashes of the following: garlic powder/cayenne/sriracha beat it like your mental health depends on it. *spices to taste*
Vegan mcchicken sauce: vegan mayo, dash of vinegar, dash of onion powder, whisk it like you're trying to generate your own wind energy. *add to taste*
*any cheese shreds use 1/4 cup*
It's my Monday, I jacked up my Mom's potato scone recipe ended up with some thick ass potato pancakes. Well fuck it, we gonna have "beef" stew and some potato pancakes tonight.
All else fails, dump garlic on it. - My Mom.
This is the most visually accurate representation of Kalypso the Walking Trash Can. She's legit so happy right now.
