SEBASTIAN TAKES A DRAMATIC STEP BACK , establishing distance between his six foot five frame and the small display of bat-themed accessories in the batcave . brows lifted , eyes twinkling with faint mischief , he studies the looming shadow of a companion at the computer nearby ( the BAT-computer — always a bat addition to every bat thing in sight ) . bruce’s back is turned to him , but still he knew sebastian was about to touch the grappling hook ? ❝ you have eyes on the back of your head , ❞ he huffs , rolling his eyes in good fun . ❝ you’re less of my friend in that suit and more like my babysitter , aren’t you . the batsitter . ❞ with hands politely placed behind his back , he continues his curious wander through the cave , lips pursed , eyes scanning over everything in sight . ❝ do you add ‘bat’ to everything in here ? a batbox , a batshelf . . . does that make me a bat friend ? ❞ he smothers a snicker and continues on , ignoring the raspberry of a sound that puffed between his lips . ❝ bet i’ve got a file on that computer — SORRY , BATCOMPUTER . it says sebastian talks too much , needs to put down the gun , and gets really annoying when he’s handed white wine instead of red . ❞ sebastian approaches the batman in his chair and peeks up at the screen above him . ❝ why’d you bring me down here , anyway ? does this have something to do with my organization ? with TREADSTONE ? ❞