Shit. Intro post.
Gothamite.
She/Her
Lesbian
I live in Crime Alley
Studying Eng. Lit. at Gotham U.
Once hit Red Robin with a baseball bat by accident.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Shit. Intro post.
Gothamite.
She/Her
Lesbian
I live in Crime Alley
Studying Eng. Lit. at Gotham U.
Once hit Red Robin with a baseball bat by accident.
THEY ARE NOT DATING. whatever the fuck is going on here is way weirder and a million times worse
Don’t let the love go to waste
Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.
post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats
if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
For those who would rather have it written out:
In a saucepan over low/medium-low heat: 3/4 cup milk 1/4 cup water 2 tsp instant coffee Bring to a simmer
Add 1/2 cup cocoa powder and mix together
Add 1/2 cup chocolate chunks 1 stick butter and stir together until smooth. Move to a large bowl.
separately mix together dry: 2 cups flour 1 tsp baking powder 1/4 tsp salt
to chocolate mix, add: 1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 1/4 vegetable oil 2 eggs room temp 1 tsp vanilla extract
Add dry ingredients to wet in stages and fold together without overmixing.
Add 1/3 cup chocolate chunks and fold in.
Put in greased muffin tin and sprinkle some more chunks on there.
Bake at 375 for 24 minutes
Omg there's a FILLING jesus take the wheel
In a saucepan on low heat stir together: 1/2 cup heavy cream 1/4 cup chocolate chunks pinch of salt
Once they're cooled, fill those bitches and eat. Throw glasses in apparent joy.
Great video but I hate the way he cracks the eggs.
jesus + vocaloid
oops i did it again~
still can't sleep so i'm making it into a series for the whole of HTTYD1
i need to practice water more. and rock
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[Toon x Mobster] Side character, Claire.
She's not a Grim. She's a girl from another Genre (related to comedy and stuff) that admires Grim fashion and aesthetics.
Just think of her as those Wattpad girlies that write 𝐆𝐮𝐤𝐭𝐚𝐯 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 🍷 fics... at least she's not as far gone as those "race change (or Genre change??)" teens on Tiktok.
She will eventually grow out of her romanticization phase when she grows up, but the Grim influence on her sense of taste will stick with her forever.
Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
Well I've only heard of two so you're doing better than I am!
I'm curious now since tumblr.com is home to such a specific audience and the list seems to be full of TikTokers and Instagramers. Is Instagramers the word?
Out of Rolling Stone's 25 Most Influential Creators of 2024,
how many names do you recognise?
0
1-5
6-10
11-15
16-20
20-24
All 25
reblog for a bigger sample size and also please tell me who, if any, you recognise?
Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.
Specifically, two knives strapped together. Which is even more unhinged.
Oh no the knives are definitely hinged, that’s intrinsic to their function.
Good afternoon to plant mom lesbians, disaster bisexuals with PhDs, disgraced professors, flamboyant know-it-all homosexuals, grown up men who are a little *too* into children’s literature, guys who like it really cold, guys who like it really hot, lawyers who like to take chances, former pro-wrestlers who should really moisturize, dudes who bring a knife to a gun fight, nightclub owners who are always prepared for rain, women who are incredible at running in heels, and lego clowns.
We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.
Important things to keep in mind!
- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.
- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.
- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason
- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.
- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious.
- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized
- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it
like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.
Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!
it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.
I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.
Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.
theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system
I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount.
And they say there’s no honour among thieves.
There’s honour among honourable thieves. A thief is still a person, with the capability for good and bad, just like everyone else. The moment someone assumes either good or bad of someone, they perpetuate that belief into reality.
Never been a big part of this myself but I approve and shall pass it on
Gonna use these cheat codes when I’m broke and on the streets @travalerray
Good luck with that
If you’re white, realize that Black people are more closely monitored than white people in stores and use that privilege.
-far
If we were to give any tidbit of advice to any would-be shoplifters (aside from the Golden Rule that you never, ever steal from mom-and-pop
I forgot to add this last night. Don’t steal from Target. They’ll let you get away with the theft until they have enough to charge you with a felony, they keep track with what you steal between stores, and they have the most proficient loss prevention systems.
-fae
hi yeah reading the article and WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
In fact, Target runs one of country’s top-rated forensic laboratories, which specializes in solving “organized retail crimes committed at Target stores through video and image analysis, latent fingerprint and computer forensics.”
Scarier, though, is the methodical way in which Target goes about building cases against repeat shoplifters. In a 2016 Reddit post, a user named StiggyPop recounted his experience of being a drug-addict who made money by stealing and flipping Blu-Rays from Target. After four months, he was apprehended by a team of high-level LPs who knew everything about him, from where his apartment was located to the specific store he used as a fence
Other Reddit users shared similar stories. As it turns out, alongside their forensic team and top-of-the-line, in-store facial recognition technology, Target is known for actually letting shoplifters get away with their bounty…up until they reach the monetary threshold for a felony shoplifting charge.
I think that the Timothy Drake-Wayne just cussed out Nightwing wait a damn minute-
Gotham city memes once again
Happy pride month everyone!!!❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🐈⬛
Just after dusk the birds go silent.
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Non-phone camera version under the cut
New to Gotham? A useful friendly guide for the newbies at Gotham.
There's never a boring day in Gotham City.
The best view of the city is from the Wayne Enterprises rooftop. Entrance is for free during the weekend.
Came to Gotham as a tourist? First things first: why?
Red-lights and traffic rules are more of a suggestion.
If you're not from Gotham, and unless you have very good reflexes, avoid driving in the city and a very likely trip to the ER.
On the bright side, chances of bumping into the Waynes at the ER are high.
Sign our Changeorg petition for the making of 'Keeping up with the Waynes'. Don't question it, just sign it.
In Gotham, the 'It' movie (2017) is rated as A+ and classified as an educational documentary.
Although sort of infamous, and for some reason considered a Gotham attraction, 'Crime Alley' is literally an Alley of Crime. It should go without saying that visiting is NOT advised.
Metropolis might be safer and sunnier, but we got style.
Always look both ways before crossing a street even if its a One-Way street.
If still in school, don't make fun of the smart kids in your class, they are the most likely to answer a Riddler's Riddle and save you all.
Don't be surprised if your therapist turns out to be one of the Gotham's most wanted.
Improved universal antidote formula for laughing-gas and poison-ivy's pheromones (previous to august of this year) can be acquired for free at any Gotham Hospital.
Best coffee shop is the family-owned business on the corner of the ninth avenue at Old Gotham District. Rated as top 1 by Red-Robin and also positively reviewed by Wayne member Tim Drake.
Fan of art and animal-lover? There are a couple of handmade paintings by Damian Wayne that could be acquired at Gotham's Gallery. All earnings go to Gotham's animal rescue centers.
Most of the famous Gotham criminals are all professionals despite their funny names, do not underestimate them.
Think you're tough? Think again.
Have fun and enjoy your time in Gotham. It's kinda nice once you get used to it.