#goylepastethis

[itscalledvoluntaryapnea]

Dude my dad rented a limo for my family whoa man it's so cool

hold the phone vannah is ice cool so radical

[itscalledvoluntaryapnea]

last night there was a concert at my school and there's a kid whose last name is pronounced "coonts" but they pronounced it "cunts" in front of an auditorium of parents and i've never been happier that i go to this school

[jillcimorelli]

I just found you on YouTube i love your channel and I really really love your blog :) I entered your giveaway it's awesome :) (I swear I'm not sucking up to you I just think you're really cool)

Thank you so much! Good luck in the giveaway :)

[itscalledvoluntaryapnea]

How am I supposed to do my homework after that play

i was looking for something completely unrelated and found this so im just gonna go with it

[itscalledvoluntaryapnea]

For a moment I thought that it would be a perfectly acceptable thing to bring my cat to school tomorrow but then I remembered it's not and she would run away

[itscalledvoluntaryapnea]

just realized that there is literally a spn episode where a whiny boy tries to get out of the friend zone by bringing a girl back to life

[itscalledvoluntaryapnea]

a girl who used to go to my school is saying she might come back soon but it will be hard to stay clean when she gets back in school. I'm trying to convince her to hang out with my friends because we're mostly straight-edge and I said

"we're kinda nerdy but we can still go hard at the dollar tree"

i think i've found my senior quote

[itscalledvoluntaryapnea]

I got my 150th follower

four score and seven years ago

we offer you our congratulations

pass the molasses good sir

a ha yes the uNION