In my best Emperor Palpatine voice: "You... want this?"
It can be yours. And, you'd be simultaneously wining "awesome human" points. (Non-humans are welcome too. We won't judge.) This mat will be a prize at Grand Prix Portland for a charity event to support Mariah (https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/78s4/mariah-s-medical-fund) #teampanda.
Event info: http://gppdx.com/
So one more perk, among the other myriad of reasons, to support Mariah, and to attend GP Portland (which, by my estimation, will be an unprecedented event. Still talked about in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of the future, where we burn our commons and basic lands to warm our mutated bodies while we snack on the glowing Twinkies that are all that is left to sustain the human race. (And non-humans. We won't forget you.))
This playmat was lovingly crafted with my weird, scarred hands, (more machine now than man,) Mt Dew flavored sweat, ink donated from rare time-travelling squid-imps, and only a handful of smudges from all the chocolate pudding cake that was devoured to fuel my fervor and my ever-growing belly.
For one of you, this is your density. ...I mean, your destiny...