#grambles

[bluebellbouquetswp]

probably aroace but i’m stuck in a different solar system so can’t really be worried about that rn

[me-be-bubbles]

Varan bhaat yaaaarrrr. Nothing beats varan bhaat😍😍😭😭

[malphas-astaroth]

gary running a car dealership like airdorf originally planned is so fucking funny and somehow really compelling.

like him being a landlord comes with a big scope of control and obviously ties into astaroth's laziness, but the idea of him being this schmoozer at a rental lot while also running a cult feels arguably more of-the-era

also you KNOW that asshole has a red plymouth he calls christine.

[allgremlinyaps]

We usually give Vulcans superhuman refractory periods, but what if it was the opposite?? What if Vulcans, desert dwellers, whose bodies are so keen on saving fluids, take a VERY long time to get enough blood and semen ready to get it up again? A couple hours? One a day? One a week?

A la the Roddenberry TMP novel footnote, this COULD prove a problem for spirk were it not for Spock's... enthusiastic consent to being used no matter what 👀 Just because his body can't sustain another erection, after all, doesn't mean he's not still interested in the proceedings. Overstimulated, wrung out, gaping, and still a good sport, that's First Officer Spock! :)

[sneakupandhitya]

big man with a gun

[chopperchicksinzombietown]

If we’re gonna date you’ll have to defeat the seven evil porn bots that follow me

[glenndiferous]

what if the weed smelled back

[golden-earcuffs]

i can write a bunch of [in]correct quotes for the gifted just with my rambles with gram