#grandr

[batrachois]

Grantaire for @frvitysweet 💕✨

Thank you for sending me a kofi ;v; hope you like this R ><

[luciphe-r]

Italian!R because boi do i need this

spent years trying to work on his accent, figured that he might as well be proud of that only in his mid twenties and now speaks the same way Joey Tribbiani does. 

has a big family he pays a visit to every damn year in the summer. a lot of the amis had no idea where he went for those two weeks every july, but that one summer his family went to his place they suddenly were invaded by lots of Rs

canon!danceR: has studied ballet as a kid, then drop out thanks to an emotional breakdown. his family still thinks he’s the best dancer in the world and even though he’s super embarassed and doesn’t really like to talk about that specific moment of his life he always asks his grandma to dance with him when they see each other.

Enj has seen videos of that happening and was almost reduced to a puddle of happy tears

R’s first name is definitely Tommaso and his family definitely gave that to him and now regrets it. (his family is v catholic and Thomas was the skeptic apostole that had to stick his finger into re-incarnated jesus to believe he resurrected. R’s family thinks that it’s his name’s fault if he’s like this)*

given that he moved out of italy in his early teens (12/13yo), he still has the eating habits of an italian. which means that he eats pasta at least once a day.

joly, who’s a celiac, has cursed him multiple times.

r has no idea how to cook, and everyone makes fun of him because of that, but somehow manages to make a pretty decent pizza dough.

“at least it’s not a capitalist imitation of my nation’s pride” –R on multiple occasions when the other amis were about to call a takeaway pizza from the closest pizza hut/domino’s/wtv

once got overly emotional visiting the vatican’s museums because he thought he wasn’t worthy of sharing the same land Michelangelo, Raffaello and the Big Artists had walked and called theirs.

it’s really a coffee drinker, but somehow fell into that hole when in uni. now he can’t stop.

he only considers coffe the Actual Italian Coffee and is physically repulsed by starbucks’ and such.

“it’s not coffee. it’s a prolonged nightmare that vaguely tastes like caffeine” – R, staring judgingly at a venti frappuccino

has cosplayed Luigi multiple times.

“it’s not a stupid stereotype if i do it” –R, again, multiple times, when confronted with the reality that lies behind the “It’s-a me” phrase.

claims to know latin but only knows the gay myths and catullus’ R rated poems

talks in long ass periods and has no idea how to cut short his sentences. 

blames it on the “different grammar scheme that his native language imprinted in his brain”

once caught someone making a mafia joke and almost punched him into a coma

i might go on forever so i’ll stop here for now

[americanmythology]

In the wood of the giant by GRANDR, via Flickr

[batrachois]

FULL IMAGE  |  SPEEDPAINT

i redrew the same thing for the possibly 3rd time!

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I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums so while you’re here in my arms let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young [beat drops]

[batrachois]

finally finished this commission for @piggybunny12 💕 It took me a while but I’m super happy about how it turned out! Also it’s inspired by @mysunfreckle‘s short story

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[batrachois]

definitely inspired by @kleopatraphilopator​‘s post 

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