meme!! for elena and ava / [text]: Yeah but who says we can’t be shitfaced and tan at the same time? / [text]: It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you. / [text]: Refresh my memory – were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
“yeah but who says we can’t be shitfaced and tan at the same time?”
[text] i don’t tan. i don’t do the whole ‘sitting in the sun’, especially not with alcohol. the last time i was in hawaii, i burnt and i was drinking way too much tequila...[text] however, if you want to tan and get “shitfaced”, i’ll supervise and then when you’re all done i’ll be inside ready for you.
“it stopped being casual for me when i waxed my vagina for you.”
[text] i never asked you to do that![text] it was appreciated and cute, but i definitely didn’t ask you to do that.[text] however, as nice as it would be to not keep this casual... i have a family, elena. i have to keep this casual. i hope you and your vagina are okay with that.
“refresh my memory – were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?”
[text] you were yelling “my girlfriend is fucking hot! i’m gonna totally get laid tonight!”[text] and then proceeded to jump up on the table and show off, i guess. [text] seriously, i cannot take you out anywhere. i think it was me choosing to leave and them forcing me to choose to leave.[text] let’s just hope no one puts a youtube video of it up... and if they do, that my face isn’t in it.