Mar 9, 2016
Gray/Jellal Stripper AU?
Okay so this ended up being five sentences. Whoops.
“Since you’re about to ask, I’ll explain - for the thirteenth time - I am not a stripper,” stated the naked man standing in the men’s restroom of the strip joint Jellal’s best friend Erza had dragged him to. “I’ve just... lost track of my clothes, that’s all.”
Jellal nodded sagely, trying to keep his eyes aboveboard. “...Would you like some help?” he offered awkwardly.
“Yes, please.”