Nov 18, 2015
(officer-garrus-vakarian) *gingerly raises hand*
positivity forever|| @officer-garrus-vakarian || always accepting
YOU HAVE CHOSEN WELL
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(officer-garrus-vakarian) *gingerly raises hand*
positivity forever|| @officer-garrus-vakarian || always accepting
YOU HAVE CHOSEN WELL
"Why're you calling your 'wife' an asshole, shitlord?"
"Because my wife calls me shitlord, Egghead.”
"Yeah, maybe."
"Hey, asshole! I’m funny! That’s why my friends love me so much; I’m the funny one!”
"Oh... ha. You know, your jokes really suck sometimes, Keithmeister."
"I know, baby. Sometimes they’re good though!”
"... Just with the hand, right?"
O-oh shit. I forgot about…"I was just playing. Never mind, babe. It was a stupid joke."
"What do you mean, 'what if it's super annoying'? /No/."
"I’m not talking about wailing on the kid or beating it. I believe in spankings or a small tap to the hand… or even the head."
"... Keith, you don't... you don't hit kids."
"I was just kidding!… But what if it’s super annoying?"
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