#graysux

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when mac and dennis get married mac will excusively refer to dennis as ''ma wife" in the borat voice and dennis will feel genuinely murderous

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ep where mac starts telling people he doesn't like dennis anymore and dennis slowly descends into madness like a psychological horror movie. Frank finds a shithole cabin in the woods and convinces Dennis and Mac to stay there together. Dennis 'implications' mac into having sex and then the whole gang jumps out revealing how this was a whole convoluted bet to see what would actually get them to bang. also Dee looses a shit ton of money bc she insists the Johnny thing is the first time they fucked

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canonically dennis gets way too into foreplay/rp before sex so ik mac would just be waiting there to bang while dennis creates a whole narrative

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Me seeing Antony Starr's Dick Padding in the Terror scenes

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i believe that wilson should have been the one stripping instead of cuddy in house's head and you cant change my mind

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big blue eyes + covered in blood and about to snap is the hottest combo

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all of the gang is canonically hung. Yes including Dee

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Mac and Dennis should get married just because it would add a whole new dimension of fucked up to their relationship!! They should call eachother boyfriends because it would make them both go insane! They should fuck and get together and break up and make out!!