#greaserhummel

[hickeybyjake-blog]

Text ✉ Kurt

Jake: Are you for real trying to run against Sebastian?

Jake: What the hell do you think you're doing

[greasetanalopez]

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[ Santana ]: Is this for real?

[ Santana ]: Did I somehow find myself in a universe where the Kurt Hummel had a night wild enough to land him God knows where?

[ Santana ]: I don’t know if I should be proud or sad that my night had only consisted of a handful of beers and one, though hot, makeout session. I think I need to step up my game.

[ Santana ]: Don’t you worry, Hummel. This is why Google Maps was invented.

[gleerpconfessions]

I am lucky to be among the group of writers at @thegleeoutsiders-rp​ and everybody is amazing with their character portrayals. I wanted to spotlight some of my absolute favorites: Jake (@hickeybyjake​), Marley @hopelessly-sandradee, Kurt (greaserhummel), Brittany (@bsocialpierce) and Sam (@greaserevans)​ Sky, Ash, Yuffie, Rose, and Robyn’s characters are so IC, even in an AU verse, and I love seeing them on the dash.

[socialsebastian]

♣

[text] Clarington.

[text] Care to join me at the Country Club?

[text] I need to get out of the Smythe household for a couple hours. My father has been in a mood since his campaign manager informed him that Hummel’s greaseball father is beginning to rise in the polls ‘at an alarming rate.’

[text] All I have heard all day is the sound of things breaking followed by my mother going, “No, Alexandre! That’s an antique!”

send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[greasetanalopez]

[text] Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.

[ Santana ]: Sounds like Waldo needs to learn how to use GPS.

[ Santana ]: Is this some spastic way of telling me you don’t know where you are again because we may need to talk about the people you party with and why they’re leaving you alone at random places.

[socialsebastian]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— k.

[ 📲 • sms ]Is there some annoying Greaser memo going around today that I’m not aware of because I’m a superior Social?

[greasehud-blog]

[text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out.

[📲] I wish I was there to see it, because honesty. It sounds like it was wild.[📲] Im sure he would be dude. He’s gonna love ‘em.

[socjeffy]

“ but, would it be weird if i suddenly got a case of the flu? ”

“Well no, I mean its that time of the year but are you not feeling well?” Jeff having true concern on his face. He wanted to step closer, but he knew if he did, Kurt might get upset. Them being different in the way they were, some tended to shy away. Jeff still had so much concern in his eyes, giving the boy a small smile. “But yeah, wouldn’t be weird...but are you sure you’re feeling okay?” 

@greaserhummel