give me a crown, i run this town.

The name is Sebastian Smythe. Yes, Smythe, as in Alexandre Smythe, the current Mayor of Lima, Ohio. I am 18 years old, a high school senior, and a proud Social who lives happily on the North side, away from Greaser trash. I'm handsome, intelligent, and rich. What more could you possibly want? Captain of McKinley's Lacrosse Team and show choir The Warblers.

[socialsebastian]

TEXT 📲 MADBASTIAN.

MADISON: He wasn't always like this, Sebastian. He used to be kind and caring.

Madison: He must have left his brain up here in a jar somewhere or something. Maybe I just need to find it and replace it in the zombie body to bring him back.

SEBASTIAN: Forgive me for being incapable of imagining that at this moment. Especially since he is having difficulty understanding why you are acting the way that you are towards him.

SEBASTIAN: If you do decide to attempt that, I must caution you to be wary. Zombies are infectious creatures and the last thing I would wish is for you to become one of them.

[socialsebastian]

badgirlmiller:

Why are you literally so obsessed with me? Just because my dick is bigger than yours doesn’t mean you have to constantly be on it. I doing just fine, don’t stress boo boo.

Have you decided not to come to terms with just how easy of a target you make, Miller?

[socialsebastian]

txt mssg: sebelliott

ELLIOTT: You're still on probation, I wouldn't be such a brat if I were you.

SEBASTIAN: What would be my punishment be if I continued to be a brat, exactly?

SEBASTIAN: That way I can choose whether or not to keep it up.

[socialsebastian]

@ Socials

[socialsebastian]

theincrediblejane:

I have to admit that “pie-ing” a greaser sounded beneath us at first, and to be frank more than a little childish, but after thinking it over and knowing that the money earned isn’t going anywhere particularly useful, I suppose a little sabotage wouldn’t be the worst thing to do. And I’ll do anything to get out of Algebra.

Fear not, Sebastian, this Social will not let you down.

[PRIVATE]

You said you wouldn’t let me down, therefore I must ask, who ended up being your target, Miss Jane? There was a lot going on so I was unable to keep track of everybody.

[socialsebastian]

greaserevans:

Oh, I didn’t. I think we all know by now that there’s pretty much nothin’ that would deter you from insulting one of us. Someone could punch you every time and you’d probably keep going.

Yeah, maybe… But I guess I’m not dead and I guess I should be thankful for that. You should try taking orders from time to time, you know. You’d be surprised how relaxing it really is. But hey, you missed your chance to visit anyway. And I won’t be at Lacrosse like… ever again, so I guess you’ve got a get out of jail free card, huh? You don’t have to see me again so as much fun as I’m sure it’ll be to rile me up, it’s not gonna do you much good.

Seb, come on… That’s a lotta money. A hell of a lot, I can't just take it, anonymous or not. There’s gotta be something I can do in return, or even just… pay you back. It’d have to be over time, but I’ll do it.

You are so accepting of me, Samuel, and to a degree that is almost touching. Are you implying that the thought of punching me has crossed your mind? Because, let's be honest, we both know how unwise of you that would be.

That you should. Giving up the thrill of being the one to give orders in order to take them? I wouldn't dream of depriving myself of that pleasure. What do you mean 'ever again'? Your leg will heal in due time and you will be able to get back on the field. And, if for some reason, you couldn't, with the right motivation we could find a way to meet up. In private, of course.

When it comes to the matter of money, you and I have very different definitions of ‘a hell of a lot.’ Do you really want to be indebted to me? Because if you do, I am sure that I could think of something...fun.

[socialsebastian]

TEXT 📲 MADBASTIAN.

SEBASTIAN: Did I fail to see that Mason was always like this?

SEBASTIAN: Or did he happen to leave his brain on the Northside upon his departure?

[socialsebastian]

txt mssg: sebelliott

ELLIOTT: The fuck?

SEBASTIAN: Which one, exactly? You are going to have to be a little more specific, since there have been a dozen of them.

[socialsebastian]

masonthegreaser:

Your hopefulness of me being fond with you is really flattering.

But uh… for real. How is Mads doing? I try really hard to be civil with her and she just… I don’t know.

It must be that a minuscule part of me remains hopeful that the real you remains in there, somewhere, being held hostage by this cheap, bootlegged copy.

Perhaps the reason for your twin sister's lack of civility stems from the simple fact that you abandoned her and have decided to downplay it as though she hasn't been victimized. What exactly did you expect, Mason?

[socialsebastian]

greaser-gilbert:

I am certain I speak for everyone when I say I wish that car broke more than your wrist. …Where are you going with this?

Why is that, Gilbert? Considering that you've nearly broken your neck a couple dozen times just to check me out in the hallway, did you want the universe to give back to you? I know it's a nice ass but you don't have to be so obvious about it. Almost as much as I enjoy giving presents on Christmas, I do quite enjoy receiving them, just like everybody else.

[socialsebastian]

hickeybyjake:

So it has come to my attention that I could stand to be a little more charitable and with that being said, I direct the following message to my fellow Socials of the female gender. Since kissing booths are totally played out and lowkey kind of gross I decided to take it a step further and offer myself up for up to two hours of my time for yours to enjoy. Whether it be an outrageously romantic dinner date or a dance lesson Madison, I want to show that I am here for you and only you. I will even sit and listen to you talk about your day if you want. Now you’re probably wondering where the charitable part comes in well look no further because here it is: my services are free of charge. Yes, that is correct. I will not be accepting any form of payment and not just because it would be borderline prostitution if I did, but also because it takes away from my goal to give back to the community. Once again this applies to only Social females because out of everyone, you deserve only the best.

Alright now that I’m done sounding like a commercial, are there any takers?

Seeing as I do maintain the coveted title of King of the Socials and you, well, don’t, I would like to take this opportunity to use my power in all of its glory to force you to expand this offer to Social males. Or, at the very least, to everyone's favorite Social male: Sebastian Smythe. You and I both know that there were sparks after our kiss a couple of weeks ago, so our date is long overdue, don't you think? Also, just as an FYI, I don't put out on the first date, no matter the quality or quantity of wine. I am a classy girl, after all.

Now that has been discussed, I must ask: where is it that you will be taking me? Somewhere fancy, I hope. That is if you want that precious scooter of yours, that I may or may not have possession of, returned to you.

[socialsebastian]

TEXT 📲 BRITTBASTIAN.

SEBASTIAN: I'm not surprised you heard about what happened to me at Fight or Flight Night. Many people seem to be discussing it still. However, you have no reason to concern yourself over it. I am doing well.

SEBASTIAN: The only unfortunate thing about what happened is that I still have no leads, which means that the culprit remains a mystery.

[socialsebastian]

thesocwithbowties:

[Private]

Sebastian, of course there is concern involved. I may not agree with everything you say, and I’m not going to hide and pretend that I do, but you were a big part of my life for a few years. So, yeah, I was worried about you. And it’s not as if there isn’t a precedent for significant injuries with attacks.

I didn’t realize that you cared if I hated you or not.

Anyway, I agree, it will return to normal soon enough. Just with everything happening on top of each other - the New Years’ Eve party, the vandalism of McKinley, the discovery of the greasers turning on their own and then the fight or flight night - I think everyone is looking for a few weeks of calm to recollect themselves.

[PRIVATE]

As it, unfortunately, lead to our relationship's untimely demise, I know all too well that you and I don't always see eye to eye. I know that we were, at one point, close and I will admit that I miss that. I appreciate your concern and it is reciprocated. You are aware that I continue to keep an eye out for you, broken up or not, right? While it pains me to bring this up, you are someone who understands what it is like to be blindsided in a violent manner like I recently was and I don't wish that for you again.

Of course I do. You were once a big part of my life, as well. Just because I do not always act like it because I have a reputation to maintain does not make it any less true.

I have come to accept that there is no such a thing as calm in Lima, Blaine. Why, you ask? To have expectations for something that experience has taught you will never be the way you wish for it to be is nothing short of foolish. No amount of optimism changes that.

[socialsebastian]

@ Socials

[socialsebastian]

hickeybyjake:

Finally something fun happens around here. I’m down for a food fight as long as I don’t get in trouble for it. You are on top of that, right?

Have you forgotten who you're speaking to? Of course  I am on top of things. You have nothing to worry that pretty little head of yours over. The last thing we Socials need is to be forced to clean up a mess alongside Greasers.  If you've already forgotten, it didn't go so well last time we did that. For either of us.

[socialsebastian]

masonthegreaser:

It’s these little things that make me only slightly glad you weren’t turned into a pancake.

Only slightly.

You're quite insistent in claiming that you're only slightly glad that I wasn't severely harmed. Tell me, Mason, who are you trying to convince. Me or yourself? It wasn't that long ago that you were one of us and, if I remember correctly, you were rather fond of me. Something tells me that you still may be. There's no shame in that.

[socialsebastian]

greaser-gilbert:

So. I did not fall off the face of the earth, even though there’s a handful of you out there that wish I had. I’ve been swallowed up by school work, actual work, and being an ’adult’. Apparently all I missed is that there’s a bake sale? Is that all? I was expecting something more.. substantial. 

I am certain that I speak for everyone when I say that you were not missed. It is Steak and a Blowjob Day. My favorite day of the year. It is actually what I consider Christmas.

[socialsebastian]

badgirlmiller:

Man, can school just ban pop quizzes for all eternity? This sort of stress shouldn’t be thrown on kids our age, it’s an outrage. You can blame school being disrepectful for the reason of me being M.I.A lately, well that and the fact that I finally think I might’ve found a place of my own. Riley Miller is well on her way of getting her first apartment, if things all go according to plan.

You are aware that what you won was nothing more than chump change, correct? Not to mention that you do require more than a minimum paying job, such as your own, to maintain the payments on an apartment.

[socialsebastian]

socialitemerc:

Mister Sebastian It’s lovely to see you around here, of course, you would be here. Well, I decided the social media world needed more of me like everybody does. I’m glad you’re feeling better you know. Me? Nothing at all living the dream. Working on getting a demo happening so I can start giving it to people you know. Get my name out there! I wasn’t there. I’ve been so damn busy you know. I’m coming to the next one for sure.

Of course I would be here. I rather enjoy having the capability of keeping up with wonderful people such as yours and, you must admit, this makes it a little easier to do so. You aren't wrong about that, Ms Jones. Everyone could use a little Mercedes in their lives, so do try not to deprives any longer, yes? Thank you. How much progress have you made thus far? Are you ready to start recording or are you simply in the beginning stages of this great dream of yours? I have no doubt that one day everyone will know your name and I'll have the pleasure of being able to say that I knew you when you were simply one of us. Don't forget about us simpletons in Lima. I'd be hurt if I stopped you for an autograph and you declined.