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Tapeworm Tampons

wouldn’t it be funny to make tapeworm shaped tampons and scare the shit out of our friends when they ask to borrow one

like

“hey can I have a tampon”

“yea sure man”

“aubrey did u package a fukin parasite and hope I wouldn’t notice and stuff it up my uterus”

“ye”

What if there were awards, decided by the people of tumblr?

We could open up a Jewish pre-school and call it Torah Tots. Or Messianic Munchkins.

Messy buns. #inlove #greatestideaever (Taken with Instagram)

Go the Fok to Sleep. Narrated by Samuel. L. Jackson

i am growing a Gandalf beard

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