#greeeaat

[riverrunscold]

noo, myself, don't feel shitty, your so sexy aha

[jossukehigashikata]

it’s high school spring break and my mother’s a teacher fucking just kill me now

[curious-shadow-cat]

AAAH NO!! Why did Norton pop up!? I HATE this piece of crap! I don’t even use it! Ugh....

[groovygianni]

i just found out at work that Trump was here....at my place of work during the weekend. Apparently there were lots of protestors and the place was crawling with secret service people. Also the workers had to keep all their lockers unlocked and wide open so the secret service can occasionally check them.

Anyways I'm happy I don't work on Saturdays anymore and I was extra happy knowing I was high for 3 days straight and I didn't notice anything going on lmaooo

[trash-nerd]

ah yes. i forgot i cant fucking cook frozen pizzas on the rack when my dad is around bc he assumes i cant clean an oven. “just save time and put it on a pan” yes well, you see, sir, it makes the crust soggy faster. i would know this, as i frquently eat frozen pizzas. you, who doesn’t ever even use the fucking oven, would not know that.

[exoverdosed]

so today is gunna be a shitty makeup day ....

[deoxysribose]

my friends and i: bond over ice cream and peeing in nature

my friends after: omg you wanna here this good thing that *snake’s name* told me <3

[kavonnovak]

Me rn.