Apr 12, 2024
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Dave: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Green Alien Monitor: It’s Diamond Man’s.
Diamond Man: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die.
Bambi: Doctors. $140,000 a year. Furry artists on Patreon. $160,000 a year.
Hall Monitor: I think, you’re lowballing the furry amount, to be honest.
Bambi: Oh, sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff.
Hall Monitor: … no matter how I respond to this, I don’t look good. Well played. I walked right into that.
Bandu: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Bambi: Did you just legitimately tell me, that a person who draws WOLF ASS, is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years at a university to give you your lung transplant?
Bidu: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.
Bambi: You will die in 7 days-
Dale: It took doctors like, 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me. Some insisting I was faking for attention, while a furry artist I knew just went “That sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Also, I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
David: YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN’T A FUCKING COWARD!!!
Dave: This conversation was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here?
Diamond Man: Guys, can I ask you something?
Green Alien Monitor: Sure
Playrobot: Go ahead
Diamond Man: What the fuck are we doing?
Dandi: Green Alien Monitor, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused from class?
Green Alien Monitor: I don’t know, Dandi. Did you ask Dave?
Dandi: I don’t want to ask Dave, I’m asking you!
Green Alien Monitor: Oh, I think you should ask Dave.
Dandi: Dave, may I please be excused from class?
Dave: Well Dandi, no! You hear me? You go to hell and you die!
Green Alien Monitor: Hmm, guess you’ll have to take your seat, Dandi.
Dandi: Damn it!
Dave: Green Alien Monitor, why are you late? You’re usually right on time for meetings.
Green Alien Monitor: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Dave: Overslept?
Green Alien Monitor: Overslept.